X FACTOR- the FINAL thread. <sigh> Hang in there, people, it's nearly over.

[Raahh]

The Apathy Factor is living up to it's name.

I will not post spoilery bits here, as I got in trouble t'other year.

I am praying for Christmas songs. And even arse flashing trees.

We can do this.....

Has Screw's husband had highlights??

Goodness this is awfully breathy

Eh? Wassat love? Stop whispering eh? SPEAK UP

Funny you should say that 'Squoosh*, she has 'form' in that department. Allegedly

This is similarly dullsville. Apparently Union J- remember them? were meant to record it.

That says a lot.

Did they make the words up for this shit half an hour ago.

If the producers remit was to find the two least glamorous, two most unremarkable finalists well then congratulations to them!

Maryz - 2 hours??? Oh God. I don't think I have enough wine.

well, Shitty know the words at least.

I'm amazed that they managed to make another winner's single as dull as the wee Barra's. This might even be worse.

Oh really Lorelilee??

You can see it in her eyes. Tough Weegie eyes.

This is really not Christmas number one material.

I'm standing on my feet.

Like I'm made of paper.

It's like Duran Duran lyrics if they were even more shit, and slowed.right.down.

Is Cowell trying to kill Christmas?

sambailey will win and no one will buy her stuff, sorry sam

I prefer this one to Nicholas's but it's like asking me to smell two buckets of shit and decide which smells nicer.

Eeeeek. Hee hee

Don't you think Autotune is underrated

I doubt screw loose is scared of the wee Barra's mum though.

it makes me ant to jump off a blood y sky scraper.

Happy fucking Christmas