X FACTOR- the FINAL thread. <sigh> Hang in there, people, it's nearly over.

[Raahh]

The Apathy Factor is living up to it's name.

I will not post spoilery bits here, as I got in trouble t'other year.

I am praying for Christmas songs. And even arse flashing trees.

We can do this.....

Shitty is so fucked, she's doing the whole drunk swaying along and singing thing.

I love that she's trying to make the word 'Skyscraper' sound all emosh and sexy.

Proper lolling at 'two buckets of shit'

clare- that's the tagline for next year sorted

Nicole's been sticking pins in the back of her legs to make the tears come.

Nicole: you're not supposed to pronounce yourself a 'hot mess'.

She's got a bit of a lishp hasn't she, skyshcraper.

Excellent. Shazza's finally having a breakdown.

louis has abandoned wee nicky theshite
might vote for him now

Right you lot- we need to start down loading white Chirstmas or something. NOW.

Fuck off Sharon.

Will be funny when jimmy wins.

Gin is a well known depressant to be fair

What a load of shite

You only have to sell about 10 singles to make number one these days, so it's not that much of an achievement.

I am actually seething. This whole thing is so pro Sam. I'm not even a fan of Nicholas, but am sorely tempted to phone and voted repeatedly.

I missed that last bit, putting Small to bed

shitsinger is making me laugh with the tears

hope he sets his ma oan him

A Nan and a cute toddler. Them's some big guns right there.

just checked the Voice; we now get Will.I.Tweet, Tom Jones, Kylie and him out of the Kaiser Chiefs rather randomly

This.Is.Her.Time.

Tommy should be in bed.

Has she got the whole of Leicester behind her though?

Mams ponytail!

Oh joy!

What was that ponytail in the VT?

That was her Mam, not her Nan.

loose is going to look baaaaad at 55.