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X FACTOR- the FINAL thread. <sigh> Hang in there, people, it's nearly over.

727 replies

Raahh · 14/12/2013 22:14

The Apathy Factor is living up to it's name.

I will not post spoilery bits here, as I got in trouble t'other year.

I am praying for Christmas songs. And even arse flashing trees.

We can do this.....

WineGrin

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 15/12/2013 20:45

How are they stretching this shit out til 9.30pm?

SuePurblybilt · 15/12/2013 20:45

Mammy Wanky losing things for Wee Jimmy there

squoosh · 15/12/2013 20:45

Radioactive Mum must be aw'fly fond of carrots.

Raahh · 15/12/2013 20:45

who plucked her eye brows?

C'mon Eileen- shut up.

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JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 15/12/2013 20:45

Raahh Grin

LineRunner · 15/12/2013 20:46

This is actually the worst final ever. Of anything.

ssd · 15/12/2013 20:46

what age is nicholas, no one has mentioned that Confused

and stop thanking everyone, please

CalamitouslyWrong · 15/12/2013 20:46

We can all say 'if it wasn't for my mum and dad, I wouldn't be hear today' though.

MrsSJG · 15/12/2013 20:46

his mum is getting on my nerves

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 15/12/2013 20:46

Parents in love their son shocker Hmm

IamInvisible · 15/12/2013 20:46

He is practically the same age as DS2, but looks 5 years younger, but I can not take to him. He is too smug and cocky.

directoroflegacy · 15/12/2013 20:47

Ha Ha! " if it weren't for my mum and dad I wouldn't be here"

LineRunner · 15/12/2013 20:47

He is the love child of Jimmy Krankie and Miss Piggy.

LadyBeagleEyes · 15/12/2013 20:47

He hasn't got a nan, he's got no chance.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 15/12/2013 20:47

Is it me, or does Wee Willy's mam look scarily akin to DraggyNanFucker?

Just sayin'....

Raahh · 15/12/2013 20:47

Line. Yes. It is.

Grin
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CalamitouslyWrong · 15/12/2013 20:47

Or here today even.

My poor ears are obsessed with hearing, or trying not to hear, tonight.

Even he's at the only 17 shite.

squoosh · 15/12/2013 20:47

Nicky's Mum looks like she would fuck you up if you don't vote for her wean.

LineRunner · 15/12/2013 20:48

Aaah, NanFucker. Those were the days

ssd · 15/12/2013 20:48

wonder what screechy song sambailey will sing now, earplugs ready

TSSDNCOP · 15/12/2013 20:48

What jumpsuit will she have for the Big One?

Please make it have a holster for a truncheon, epaulettes and a photo ID badge.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 15/12/2013 20:49

Wasn't Crood wearing Screws audition top last week?

With leggings.

LineRunner · 15/12/2013 20:49

She could do all the parts of Village People.

Diamondcassis · 15/12/2013 20:49

This is actually like a Monty Python sketch. They are both seemingly nice, genuine folk, but just so so far from being stars.

Tho if Sam wins, will be just daft. At least presumably Nicholas cd improve with age? And I do believe (bow low, perhaps prematurely) I may have been the 1st on this thread to say he'd win...

Raahh · 15/12/2013 20:49

i have an 'Allo 'allo cheese platter for the ear. I advise the cheddar, it's hard.

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