X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

Pinhead's new single sounds very familiar. Apparently it's not a cover, but it sure sounds like one.

I loathe Cilla.

has Jonathon Ross had work done?

Nighty night , y'all.

'nite Jim-Bob

Night, mary-ellen

I'm watching XtraFactor.

Caroline Flack said to Louis " I am an 80s treat, I go in your mouth. I am really big and I taste nice. What am I?"

He said Sinitta! .

Watching Xtra Factor - Screw Loose REALLY annoys me.

Fuck me you lot are funny. I'm watching the whole thing at midnight. Matt Lucas with Wind has had me in stitches.

Thank you for proper laughs.

Can someone explain Peng?

Right- I was feeding DD most of the night and couldnt follow properly.

Who is DraggyNanfucker please?
And what names have the others been given this year?

my internet has been playing up all morning.

Tired names list (thanks to *Sue)

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Something Greggs-y - tbc

Sam Callahan Either I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (bit long, that) or Wrong Direction?

Tamera Foster Nothing We just don’t hate her enough yet

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/SideshowBob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall

Kingsland Road The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob

Miss Dynamix Nothing (Tempted by Preggaz’n’Peng) grin

Rough Copy Nowt. NOWT

Lorna Simpson Yawna/Voldemort

Shelley Smith Draggy Nanfucker

bold ones are ones we like, the others are tbc, because they are too dull

But I still don't understand what Peng means!

Skoda- me neither

I do remember a thread on here where someone was described as preggaz n'peng. maybe it comes from that?

And google doesn't help-the first hit is this thread!

I think peng just means very good looking, in an ott way.

Ah yes, just found it in urban dictionary. Feel very young and modern now.

Skoda- I know, getting down with the kidz, innit

So- tonight is live, do we think? Or sneakily recorded last night? Or was the voting re-opened?

And given that I'm not fussed who wins so long as it isn't Draggy or LooseScrew why do I care?

Suggestions -

Tamera - Rebecca Turgidson (Rebecca Ferguson the second). Possibly Turgid or Turd for short?

Miss Dynamix - Aldi Muffins (slightly worse than Lidl muffins)

Hannah - Oh fuckit. Summat Greggsy. Can't think. Something to do with the fact she has no voice as well.

Oh, I'd forgotten Tamera was the Fake Rebecca- shows how interesting she is, really

Is Aldi worse than Lidl?(I like Aldi- but our Lidl is like shopping in the former East Germany)

Aldi Pick'n'Mix? because they were a 'put togetherband'? And it kind of rhymes with Dynamix? although didn't we call Lidl Muffins Pig'n'mix for a bit?

Greggsy. There are names out there for her that are perfect, I'm sure

I have no idea whether Aldi is worse than Lidl - it was just to differentiate from Lidl

I like Aldi PickNMix

The good thing this week, is it is back to being on at 8pm. 7pm was a logistical nightmare

But a whole hour? really? To say- you were shit, go home?

Will there be a cheesy group 80's mimed cabaret number- they are always fun

I like Aldi Pickn'Mix too.

I think my favourite (nickname, not singer!) this year is Joan Lewis- it is perfect.

Ooh yes, the beginning mouthed singing routine. I can only hope that Dermot gets one too....

Poor old Dermot and his tight southern hemisphere. I expect he'll be wearing wide legs this evening....

Oh,i'd blocked out Dermot's awful 'dance' routines. He will, though, won't he?

And I can't work out what Caroline Flack is actually for, but then I don't watch Xtra Factor.

No doubt James Arthur will be singing on there his new single soon

Apparently, Draggy will be singing Jennifer Hudson's 'One night only' as her 'save me' song. This is becoming as ubiquitous as 'At last',and it's an awful song too.