X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

That reminds me, did I hear that they're bringing Birds of a Feather back?

I'm really not enjoying this

Haha, at winner's song.

She is pissed. Yes?

whats more intolerable, her voice or her face i can't decide.

Could you all have a whip round so I can look as young as Cher does please?

My dh just asked me what we talk about on here !!!

It's a bit Eurovision

She reminds me of one of those heads in a jar from Futurama

Say what you like about Pete Burns, but he's got great legs.

When I was younger I thought Cher was a man in drag.

ds told me he is considered 'pang' at school. I think he might have misheard.

oooh she is struggling though.....funny voice

The whole thing- the lyrics, the demeanour, shout Dazed and Confused

DH wants to know why she looks like she is sat down when she isn't?

YY Noel. Dorian looks the same, the other two look both rougher and older, as one would expect.
My neighbour looks like Dorian with a buzz cut. She mows the lawn in a leather mini.

Ay up, Sole. But is Cher actually happy?

Am late due to dramas with DD - so much crap that we've caught up already. Thank God for the forward wind button

If there's still a contender for Hannah's NN, I'm suggesting The Greggsorcist, due to her very scary large screen at the beginning.

They've spent a lot on glittery ticker tape this weekend.

BOF pmsl!!

I'm having Botox for my Migraines next month. I dread ending up looking like Cher, or MrsO!

someone has overfilled the sweetie tray in the dressing rooms

Winners song gold glitter too!

Pete's DH - I dunno. I think it's the lines on the skirt. I thought so too.
Or she has retractable legs. Equally possible

Hello Liney x u ok?

Her eyebrows are weird. I think they're sculpted pubes?