X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

When they said Cher was going to be on I was dreading seeing Claggy again tbh!

Because she's in her 80's?

I doubt Cher has a minge.

Pete- I might wait til i can download it for a £1

Line- that made me giggle

She could employ a merkin though.

I'm really confused about how it works, what happens after the sing off?

I Do remember the 80s. I'm 53 now and I was in my 20s then. Those awful power ballads and rock songs were around by the "sounds if the times" were electro pop and ska, in the early 80s anyway. Where was the Yazoo, Thompson Twins, Howard jones, Nick Heyward, Madness, Pogues even?!!!

She doesn't ever sing live though?

I love Cher

The presenter gets right on my tits.

Pearly queen!!!!

Reckon she uses same surgeon as mrs o !!!!

Shitsinger is seeing the future...

Wow she's almost wearing clothes!

Cracking legs though

She is a good advert about the dangers of fucking with your face though.

that was such a stupid introduction, she's got a single name like madonna!! if they had been introducing madonna would they say , she's referred to by one name just like cher!!

Cher looks like a less fucked up version of Pete burns

I like this song

DS1 said she looks like Pete Burns!

Fuck- this has 'winners song' written all over it.

She looks fab imo :)

She looks a bit lost . Kind of tired and confused.
Much like me, most days. Maybe that's why she has the Powerpoint Of Obviousness playing behind her?

How many years has she had that jacket?

Arb

Davros I was waiting for Erasure and Human League.

But instead, total tedium.

I thought cher had retired..several times?

Cher and Shazza might have lots of fun comparing stretchy skin sculpted faces...

they must have a bunch of artistically arranged scars behind their ears