X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

surreal

Crap and boring. Was she auditioning?

She looks like Pete Burns

oh dear. Memories of Whitney's drugged up performance then.

The greggsorcist is lovely.

Mini Face-Merkins, HoneyD. Tis the FUTURE.

Is it still Sunday? That was a total fucking dirge.

Agree about her legs though.

She's still got better legs than me! ( not hard I have Ernie Wise's legs).

I reckon they wheeled her in and she was leaning on something throughout.

Love her though. Not a wrinkle in Dwight, smoother than Sharon

The Greggsorcist is brilliant!

Arbitrary. I thought it inspired.

Fuck me Cher is dead symmetrical. Like weirdly so...

Thanks Sue, we're going with retractable legs.

I'm finding the adverts more interesting than the show so far.

I am loving being back on more threads on MN, Sole. Especially this one!

Last year was amazing, what with Nanfucker an' all.

Aaaaaargh farking adverts

My four best days to get pregnant were when I was too pissed to put my cap in properly.

Greggsorcist is brilliant.

When I was younger I thought Cher was a man in drag.

I have a theory that Kevin Bacon is slowly being desiccated

Surely a smiley face is not necessarily the correct emotion for all positive pregnancy tests. Or do they offer a different kind for those who're hoping not to be up the duff?

dh keeps calling that girl group "magimix"

thank god that awful woman has gone

Advert for Cher song already!!!

I've just googled- Cher is 67

Arbitrary- I thought that too!

67 pounds of plastic......

Well its ovulation smilie face innit. So its expecting four days of frolics.

Greensleeves: they might sound better performing in a magimix.