X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

She may well need a merkin, right enough.

Don't lie Ellie.. they are all shite!

madame- me too. Annoying little fuckers. I like the Moaning stones, though- I get where they are coming from.

i love ellie, but she looked uncomfortable during that performance. She is not a great performer.

I'm wondering what Cher will be wearing, tbh!

I hope Cher will sing the shoop shoop song in her nearly finished leotard! Like in if I can turn back time!!

Between Cher and Mrs O there must be more stitches than the Bayeaux Tapestry.

Will there be enough crew to hold the ropes back?

Not being a great performer isn't brilliant if you're a pop star. Fine in an accountant, but kind of missing the point of pop star.

I think Cher will be wearing an outfit made from Always Infinicell

Made a mockery of everyone telling Joan lewis she very original, that, though . Maybe that was the point

How is Cher relevant to X Factor in 2013?

He is so a Zingzilla

I dread to think what Cher will be wearing. Maybe Ellie stole her outfit.

Little probs a bit like Ellie, but napkin size vs the full table runner.

With giant feathers on her head.

Pete because 2013 is her actual age.

I came to comment on the nearly dress too!

Pete- parts of her originated in the 80's.

I love Will Young

How is Cher relevant? Was all you needed there. No need to specify to what.

In fact, Cher might be wearing the bits of Ellie's dress that were cut away.

Showing cleavage and belly button and minge, but hiding the love handles and outer thighs

Cher is always relevant!

Looking forward to Churr. There's another one with her pubes on her head, but for very different reasons.

TSSDNCOP & Raahh

Would you pay £9.99 for Essential Will Young? Is Will Young Essential?

Cher was born in the wagon of a travelling show.

And I think pleather and black lace

All I've heard about is Pokemon x and y this weekend.

Surely a 2DS is... Erm... A DS.