Celebrity Masterchef returns

[MsNobodyAgain]

Tonight, 31st July. 8pm, BBC1.

One of the men that work for my DP said that Les shakes like a shite ing dog.

I would prefer if they'd cooked their own food for the chefs. I'm sure it's difficult enough to get someone else's recipe right but as a viewer I would find it more interesting if they would cook their own food.
I like all those chefs that were there yesterday, they all seem really nice especially Tom Kerridge.

Tom Kerridge was very poilte given he only got a main course and half a pudding.

Agreed Witt JSP gets on my tits too. Sorry to go off subject here but I was furious seeing her flapping her gob a few months ago about Saville when his crimes were uncovered. She, Anne Robinson, Esther, Gambercini all admitted they'd all heard strong rumours and had deep suspicions. So why the f**k didn't they go to the D.G and demand some kind of action at the time. Threaten to leave, or go public ? Wouldn't be 'cos they were scared of losing their big fat commissions by any chance? Tossers.

Ive been watching, but haven`t really joined on the thread, sorry

Ill be honest, think this year has been a real disappointment, its more for entertainment than cooking in my mind, and seems to be the JSP show. The way john and Gregg fawn over her is cringing. I still think Shane was quite good and the soup killed him, but he should be in the final. Ill watch tonight if theres nothing else on .

My guess is JSP 1st the Ade and Les 3rd.

I watched and was bored.

Fell asleep - that summed it up for me. Think Ade will win. Like the way that Janet answers back to John and Greg - they are so up themselves, they need it.

I started the thread and can't be arsed to watch it anymore.

I have last nights recorded. I might zip through it once I've mopped my floors.

Only one more half hour to go though.

I don't understand why they invited a judge who has a well known seafood allergy (if you watch great British menu) and then making a seafood starter.

We thought Les should have gone right from the heats. Jane's food has probably been the most consistent even if it has looked a mess.

Janet.

I've not watched all the episodes but I thin Ade deserves to win. Wasn't he the only one who actually did his own work last night and not cock it up?

I would like Ade to win. He seems like a really nice bloke and was the only one not to cock up massively last night.

I do enjoy Janet - especially her yelling at John when he was staring right into her face as she was trying to place up - although I'm very glad I don't have to live or work with her

plate up FFS

I want Ade to win so he can shove his wife's BAFTAs off the mantelpiece to make room for his trophy :)

Great British Menu was good until they cocked it up last year.

Just noticed it's on again, 3pm on BBC2. I must find out if it's a repeat.

Great British Menu was good, but then it went on, and on, and on.... and was no longer worth watching.

God it was bloody boring tonight and yesterday. Couldn't be bothered watching last night so watched it tonight on fast forward. What's the point in getting the finalists to recreate johns rabbit dish? At this stage it should be their own dishes??

Worst series ever. They didn't even go abroad for a challenge. I'm sorry but Janet, Ade and les are not watchable at all. Going to skip the final. I've had enough.

I'm eating it. Fascinating to see Janet Street-Porter succumb to the "presentation matters" culture in order to win (she hopes).

Watching. Not eating.

Les obviously coached by someone.

Janet's sounds a bit bog standard.

Ades doing a bit better.

If Les wins, I cannot believe he has any real ability, he's so tutored he forgot the names of some of his stuff.

I was too busy MNing so I missed Les forgetting the names...

Have to admit, Janet seems like a genuine cook.

Ade has it, surely. In fairness, his food looks the business.

Now for the fake deliberation before they award him the prize.

His food looked amazing