Celebrity Masterchef returns

[MsNobodyAgain]

Tonight, 31st July. 8pm, BBC1.

Bloody les! Urghh go away!

And what is the point of Greg? In the Cambridge task all he did washout out stupid jokes. He makes my skin crawl and needs to go. Violent thug.

Think Shane will win.

Speech getting the boot is just bullshit. She hasn't put a foot wrong in any of the challenges, and half assed Ade made a bloody poached pear and some un-set icecream. I don't think I'll be watching any more.

She was so good in the challenges as well. Does all that not come into the judging? I don't think a MC decision has ever annoyed me that much before.

And ade has done other cooking shows. Poor speech.

How the hell did that happen? Neil and Les were weaker. Janice and Ade were more arrogant. Doesn't help that I actually don't like Greg or whatshisface dude.

They must completely ignore all the tasks so what's the point of them.

I think Speech seemed to have stalled - she wasn't progressing - to my mind, all of the others have (with the possible exception of Janet, but she's good telly), even Les. Also, there was a hint of attitude about her tonight and maybe there was more of that behind the scenes we didn't see.

I want to do unspeakable things to Shane Lynch.

I think Speech deserved to go, some of her flavour combinations were a bit random.

Her final dish was really poor, lacked cohesion and didn't show any real understanding of cooking. Shame really, she just played it really, really wrong.

What is the it with the big love-in between Les and Greg? Every time Greg passed him by, he seemed compelled to give him a reassuring pat.

Remember Speech messed up yesterday - she was primarily responsible for the perch dish described as one of the most disgusting every produced on Masterchef.

Wow I really thought Les would go, I love Shane and I want him to win, but I thought the soup wouldn't be enough, glad it was.

Janet is a messy worker, it wouldn't have killed her to clean the flipping bowl, Bryan did look upset at his meal though, he is over thinking things.

Wonder who the makes the yukky butternut squash fondant tomorrow night, have a strange feeling it will be Shane

They seem to be giving Shane an easy ride to the final for some reason.

Yeah, soup and a bread roll?? I found that odd.

Les' rice pudding was an odd combination as well though. What was that mojito shot doing there? They neither tried it nor commented on it iIrc. And biscuits alongside a bowl of carbs, why? (I do have a thing about carbs with carbs, bleugh, maybe that's just me).
Ade's poached pear wasn't ambitious at all, who can't poach a pear? And making ice cream is a doodle. I've made loads of really delicious ice cream since I bought an ice cream maker a few months ago.
I agree that Speech should probably have cooked something else for this decisive stage of the competition but I still feel the judging was utterly unfair.

Grace you are spot on. Les's rice pudding dish was awful and very basic. Something my kids would make. And the biscuits looked a state and didn't go with the dish. Ade just peeled a pair and stuck it in a pan of red wine. Again, so basic. The sloppy ice cream should have seen him gone. I like Brian but his dish sounded and looked terrible. I hate this new fad of bet root ''three ways', and sauces painted onto plates.

And I will ask again - what is the point of Greg?!!

Pear not pair!

The point of Greg is to have provided Jim Howick with the template for one of the greatest comic TV performances of all times. I can't actually watch MC anymore without seeing Jim and Ben instead of Greg and Jon. There isn't any other purpose to Greg that I can see.

dp says that he read somewhere that the BBC is "re-thinking" Greg's role in MC after he hit someone in a restaurant.

No one can make John look intelligent and sophisticated

I thought the point of Greg was that he was the man with the money without which the show wouldn't actually exist?

Gregg is vile and I wish they would get two new hosts for the show. They really detract from my enjoyment of it.

Who is Neil??? Lol

Is it on tonight, Maryz? When? (waaaaagh! I can't find it )

He was yet another of gails weird husbands on Corry. Actually he was pretty good.