Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

Poor Larkin

I'm far too soft to work in a proper kitchen.

Give Larkin a Rothmans

Don't eff up now Nats

Pepper you have Easter egg left!!!?

Fit critic again

I hide them...

I would end up losing my rag and telling them all to go Fuck their stupid selves, then collapsing into a blubbering mess...

That paper bag looks shit. Sorry Dale.

Crap dale
And
That's my final answer

It's really hard to make a paper bag on a plate look good.

Call me a pleb, but I don't ever, ever want to be served something called chicken cake.

Oh dear, Saira's hasn't gone down well

Dry
Sad
Tells you off
Saira

Ooh who's he? He looks quite nice!

Ooooh helloo fit critic

Subtle because it didn't work, dh has just observed

I saw him first!

Posting to join the Jay love.
He is aware of many MNers' filthy thoughts esteem for him. He has tweeted about it, and his wife has even posted to chit chat.

Oh, quelle surprise, Gregg's critical faculties have left him already.

Go nat go

Grace pished already?

Not another Jay lover! I like him, but I'm not seeing it ladies, but hey, vive la difference!

Grace Dent is a low rent Caitlin M

They're all struggling tonight

Oh god Larkin, a shit smear? :-(