Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

Since when was Grace Dent a food critic?

There was a fit critic with a beard just then, no not Jay....

'As you probably know, I love an orange.' GO NATLEE!

She writes a column in something like the Evening Standard mag, I think, tea. Not exactly a prestige publication, I grant you.

Oh poor saira!

YES cauliflower bingo
Oh sairas weepy

Ahh, Saira....

LittleAbruzzen I think he was from the Independent and was rather nice

Don't make her cry so early!

Does she? Blimey. I never read that rag

I would love to attempt a souffle

Jobs got The White Coats waiting outside for Little Larkin.

Soufflé debacle imminent

Larkin, Larkin, Larkin. Cherrrrrrrist.

Oh no - it's Larkin who's the pudding tosser who makes John roar in that clip!

DH is laughing, I spot nice men quite quickly, it's a gift

Larkin really is in self-destruct mode, isn't he?

Ooh they chooses

Oh Jay, if you read this thread you would blush

What if NOONE orders up your dish ?

Like not being picked for the school sports team

Larkin has Ishoos with equipment, clearly

LARKIN YOU'RE MAKING ME HYPERVENTILATE

Oh dear!
Larkin - 'the lighter doesn't work'
John - 'that's because you've got to turn it on'

Where's the bloody smoke?!

Is anyone else finding this really stressful to watch?
I'm going to need a lot more Easter egg to get me through 3 courses like this