Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

Dale looks more crazed by the minute.

Dale was in Bros wasn't he?

Is Jay 'sex god' Rayner going to be there? at Gerrof

Any bets on how many people do cauliflower?

So hang on, are the critics going to eat Four 3-course meals?! Even if they just taste each dish, surely that is massive waste?

Aaaaahaaaaa I had forgotten about sex god Jay! I will piss myself when he appears.

Am rooting for NatLee. She reminds me of the girl a few years ago who was a brilliant but really random cook.

So who's going to be stupid brave and cook something they've never cooked before?

Oh hi, tea! you may join as long as you reveal an inappropriate crush on an in attractive critic.

So are they all cooking three courses for every critic? That's a she'd-load of food.

Aaa argh, street food. Nooooooooooooo.

Mmmmhmmm to jay Rayner. The epitome of jolie laide, so ugly he's gorgeous.

Natalie could do it if she keeps it together.

Hahaha, cross posts stuffez!

Paha!

I remember that girl. Didn't John cry when they eliminated her? I'm torn between Nat and Larkin.

Random apostrophe - shed-load

And hands off Jay, he's mine thank you!

You will have to fight Gerrof for Jay!

Really, tea? I'm all for jolie laide, but Jay Rayner looks too much like his mum for my liking...

In fairness I love Jay's dry, scathing comments...

....and bean!

Hullo.

I'm flaky.

What can I say? I like a good set of jowls on a man

Hello!

Just realised who dale reminds me of when they talk to him. Gareth from the Office!