Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

Raises hand - here

Im here!

And the firemen are here!

We're any of these outstanding in the heats?

Oh what has Greg got on his bonce?

Home made hat?

I love the way John is fucked off when the team has got something right

This team are working well. The others are a shambles, they've got no wiggle room if things go wrong.

Or perhaps it's one of those rounds where one team seems a clear winner until the last ten minutes when the other team's sponge collapses, the prawns are raw and they burn the peas?

They would never edit an episode like that would they

...and that lady is really scary.

Aaaahahahahaha look at the wobbly cake!

Bona fide balls ups all round!

Disaster tv already!

Makes me want to give the official chef a cuddle

I like that woman who seems to have taken charge!

So Nathalie, Ollie and Fahana took that heat.

Hollandaise sauce again peut-être?

Yup!
Fucking hell tough - breakfast again? This is not the best series of MC

Oh no poached eggs again.

Team Nathalie on scrambled v sensible.

Did she really say 'we need to be quite focal'?

She did Bean

Shit the bed what was that green stuff!!!!

I would pay good money not to eat that.

Turned on the telly to scrambled eggs. Wtf is this? I could totally kill masterchef, oh year.

Ahem. Yeah.

I'm confused. Was it just one of the winning team who didn't get through? Harsh