X Factor - Number Ones Week!

[SuePurblybilt]

Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

It was more enormous then Kevin Bacon's cock

'We sit and smile. We laugh about these guys. We're having fun.'

Well, that's what it's all about, Gary.

Oh hang on, no it's not, it's a singing competition.

Cheesier than one of those cheese and ham hedgehogs that my mum used to serve at Tupperware parties in the 70s.

He doesn't sing well according to the experts!

The Wang no Likey. The Wang is never wrong. and only likes younger men

'mane' - ger??? like away in the?? eh?

Was he a wild card? Did the public vote for him?
Is ella 16??

Oh fuck off Maloney. What are the public on voting this prick every week.

I'm HOWLING at that pic, Sue- THANK YOU

He sucks, there was a reason Gary didn't choose him and he must be gutted that his stuck with him five weeks in!

jessie- true

Tupperware parties! You could never have too much tuppoerware in the 1970s. We had bloody loads of it.

Jesus Bof, don't laugh. It angers him.
Imagine him coming for you with that weirdy sliding gait.

I have tabs open showing pictures of Roland Rat and Bubbles shitting in a box. S'been a good night

Well that was all very underwhelming. Goodnight all. Sleep well and hope no-one has nightmares after this. It was more of a Halloween edition than last week in terms of horror.

You're welcome, Ivor. But that's actually Kevin the Gerbil.

Oh,god yes. My mum was always having tupperware parties. And Pippa Dee parties (which is my nn for dd2)

I love these re-caps- they sound awful, which is probably how they really were, not tweaked a bit.

Night all - more tomoz, if I can even be bothered tuning in that is

Until tomorrow my lovelies. Nanfucker and Dysentery in the bottom 2 methinks.

My bet is Nanfucker and Dysentrey in the bottom two. Nanfucker must go!

"Performances are available to download".

That's a shame...

Roland Rat Kevin the Gerbil Nanfucker

One of them, anyway

Yup, think agree those are going to be the bottom dwellers.

Well i thought they were all crap tonight - some a bit crap, some more crap than that and the rest really bloody crap.. but thank you ladies! See you tomorrow

Night all

I'm off to shit in a box