X Factor - Number Ones Week!

[SuePurblybilt]

Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Gwen, you big fibber!

My cat has gone rigid. He's literally bored stiff.

Diva? Yel

"I'm still the public choice"

KILL HIM

I'm still going with this as being my best Nanfucker lookeylikey

It only matters what his Nan thinks....

Cruise ships, no shit.

'I've done a couple of cruise ships' - I'd never have guessed

Lets see if the judges are fed negative comments for fake shakes maloney.

Nooooooo...... Bridget Jones

ohhhhhnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Cheesier than a Gruyere pasty

I wish he was all by his self, in a cave some where!

Where's the picture of Michael Bubbles shitting in a box? That would cheer me up.

Oh.my.god.

CHEESE. CHEESE.CHEESE.

Well this is crap.

This should be fun in the shouty bits

There's a reason you're all by yourself love. There's no fucking room next to your ego.

Well this is definitely not cheesy

No sir

It's innovative, it's modern, it's dangerous

Has he hit a single note on key during this song?.

He's going for the cheese comments again.

They did make it out like he had never sung though...

I quite like him, he could go as far as Jane MacDonald

Wrong key, I think

Cheesier than Cheesy Wotsits

OMG MAKE IT STOP!!

He'll never be alone. He'll always have his nan stuffed, in a cupboard

None of this is really in tune, is it?

Omg omg omg

He doesn't want to be all by himself. That's why he went to FE college to learn taxidermy for when his Nan goes...