X Factor - Number Ones Week!

[SuePurblybilt]

Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Thinks I'm going to throw up!

'Asda Ace to aisle 5'

He was shite.

Conquered the nerves my arse!. They were never there!

Brace yersels for The Nanfucker.

It will be sweaty. Rows 1-4 are advised to wear waterproof ponchos and avoid handslaps or eye contact.

Still don't know what he sang, I thought this was numbers 1 s week? No monster mash last week and now this, I feel conned

Fucking Mylene's drippy face on another ad.

Why does no one know the song? Alexandra Burke performed it in the final with Beyonce

Fake shakes up next and last. Best spot of the night.

Sue :) Yup, she's really gone now hasn't she. She'll be dashing into the bogs as we speak.

Beyonce song, Nancy, Listen. I liked that song. Not his version, obviously.

Only Nanfucker left then. I'm quite looking forward to it actually, just to see whether Dullisa keeps up the cheese references this week.

Raah, it is the song that Alexandra Burke and Beyonce did as duet in the final.

PotPourri, I actually liked that version with Alexandra

Yes they are all told who to praise and who to slag off. They know who they will be in final - James and Ella. Fact. We are all just manipulated to get them there.

Don't know why I watch it lol

The temperature has dropped and there's an impending sense of unease in the air.

Can only mean Mickey Bubble's nearby or Nanfucker is up next

Now Lucy has gone there isn't much talent left :(
Thinking Ella and James in final

MICKEY BUBBLES

I cannot cope with the threat of his Christmas Special looming. The murdering bastard allegedly

Oh, Nanfucker is the last act.
I can feel the hatred resounding on this thread.
Please let this be his last performance until he loses tomorrow.

This is good....

Yeah I did too Breakout. But look up Melanie Amaro audition (US) - was A MAzE ING to quote Louis

The judges see him as a threat PMSL

Gwen def agrees that he is cheesy and shit

Haha see m as a threat! His head is as mushy as his cheesey songs

Is he wearing blue mascara?