X Factor - Number Ones Week!

[SuePurblybilt]

Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Totally out of tune

I like Jahmayne.
Hes'a little Gene Pitney.

I hate these songs that wibble around for ever with no actual tune

Oooh, yep, I remember that one BOF. My family have now banned me from talking about ShitStain Brown... Apparently he makes me too sweary...

Sue, I think you're right... It's either that or Imagine...

That's proof Lois is deaf as a door post!

Dh said chow mein sounds like a kettle boiling

Is louis on another planet?

No. It. Wasn't. Louis

That was fucking awful. What were they listening to?

I've got that poppy ring Tulisa is wearing!

'See you in Manny'

Fuck. i need to move.

Are they hearing something different to us or what?

Yes. He DID KILL IT

They are all deaf!!

Someone's getting Colleague of the Month

Has Louis gone mad? Has Dullisa gone mad? Why did they think that was good? Maybe I'm the deaf one.

Were they listening to the same thing I was?

That was unbearably shit and out of tune though

WTF are these people on? Do they just get told beforehand who to slate and who to praise? Are they listening to something totally different from everyone else? That was fucking shit!

Shitsinger is shitfaced again

Oh stick a sock in it Shitz

They knew no-one would know the song. Hence all the 'Beyonce' mentions.

Props
He's lighting the torch? She having Lympic flashbacks? He's like a little torch bearer.

x post BOF!

Clearly we are all deaf.