X Factor - Number Ones Week!

[SuePurblybilt]

Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Now, i did like Two Shoes.

DD actually did nod off and thought Pinhead was the last act on! She's probably had a lucky escape.

Chow Mein

I used to do my shopping in that Asda when I was a student nurse!

I'm surprised they haven't brought out a Lego Jahmane for xmas. Whoooo, Shits goes mad in Asda

Sue, we've also learnt Ella's 18.

I think.

YY Boff

ROAR at Shitsinger in the Asdals. Remember the poster who told us about the pocket slap song? On the Crealy thread? The anal flaps person, who WAS that?

I had a nice curry from Asda today- 2 curries, 2 rice, 2 sides for the princely sumof £7 all in! At that price, how could it fail?

Aww, Shitsinger was quite excited with her HHT gun, bless

ANAL LABIA, that was it
Arf at lego.

Did he put a yellow sticker on the chowmein, in the end?

I hate her!

Fake shakes Maloney on last. That doesnt bode well. Maybe the rumours are true and he really is blowing the competition out of the water.

CHowmein makes it such fun. It takes at least a verse and a chorus for me to recognise the song
Is this Hey Jude?

No one will ever beat Melanie Amaro in her audition at that song- he is REALLY good at it though

What song is this?

I have definitely said this before, but i worked with a bloke whose dad invented the pocket slap Asda thing. Really. Someone invented that.

The pocket slap song? I need to hear this anecdote. Especially if Jarmaine Jahmeen Jarmayne this guy is a bit boring.

Ooo no jarmaine!! That's not nice

What is this song? Was it number 1?

He is a bit shouty.

DS is blethering and I can't hear.

Might be a good thing.

Oh dear I love Chow Mein but this is a dreadful rendition of a truly awful song

Ooops and this is in the wrong key for him too. Oooh Chow Mein please go back to Asda and do society a big favour

Pick a key, love, any key.

wobbly notes do not a tune make, Chowmein.

And... b r e a t h e

Is this Hey Jude? ARF