X Factor - Number Ones Week!

[SuePurblybilt]

Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Dullisa is paving the way for them being in the bottom two tomorrow and now they've all joined in

God yes, Ivor. Truly nauseating.

We'd rather strip it back so we don't have to move as well as sing. And so we can just talk instead of sing.

Oh, Bof... I'm still waiting for the day it becomes legal to shoot Chris Brown and all of his fans in the knee. Repeatedly.

Dullisa is very good at drawing people in...like Misha-gate.

Damn, I agreed with Shitsinger there.

And rather than talking we might just send texts

Why are Jahmene and Cardiac wearing the same jacket?

Is it Kevin Bacon who has the massive cock?

Goddamn I would ruin Kevin Bacon

These poor little buggers are for the high jump. Every week the puppet masters feed the judges the lines and this week they have deemed Rylan and Kye can stay and these poor little shits are disposable.

Im waiting for the week when Gary says "dyou know what Rlylan that was quite good, i actually quite like you" Yawn. Thats the week he'll be a goner.

Mildew, have you seen his music press reviews? There have been some good ones, along the lines of "Chris Brown beats women. Enough said."

I'd like a slice of Kevin Bacon. Circa 1986, though.

DD just came home, had to do bedtime. I saw Dysentery in passing, it was shit. Fittingly.

Has he got a massive cock? Wow, that I didn't know. His trouser bulge doesn't look over strained.

Aw, they were crap weren't they.
Bless their cotton socks.

I don't stay up with non xf sleb twaddle, but isn't Rhianna still with The Shitbag One? Or did I imagine that?

BOF, I have indeed...

I hate the man with a passion
(It's Frothy, btw... NCed the other week, and now can't get old name back)

Nay Sue. Not according to their 'people'. But they keep being pitcured in grimy looking clubs looking 'close'.

They are all dreadful

I'm sure he's rumoured to have a massive package Jessie. His bulge looked fairly respectable to me.

Perhaps Dermot has ruined us for normal men?

So - summary. What have we learned today?

Kye is friends with Fearne Cotton and between them they nearly achieve a personality
Kevin Bacon has a massive Cock.

Owt else?

Sue, she's back with him, I believe, as of a few weeks back

:(

I did like this. Hi Frothy

'Look at the size of this chest!'

Well that was weird