X Factor - Number Ones Week!

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Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Ive missed loads, why has Lucy dropped out?

Nope not a bad dream Jessie

It will be in the bargain bin before long!

OH MY GOD SHUT UP!

Shit, did they mention Chris Brown? Wanker.

I like these boys but this is stinks so far and was it No 1??

Wow, this is a whole new level of bad, dysentery have to go this week

ooh, dancing and singing at the same time. It is so difficult. Obviously.

This is bad!!!!

Lucy is still sick and didn't think it fair to continue if she can't perform. Shame was best

That young lady to the right keeps waggling her foof at my cat

BOF, the went one better and covered one of his songs on youtube.

Shitstains.

DS is singing along and sounding better than this shower.

Ouch

The blonde one in the blue blazer looks like my late hamster

Bottom 2 tomorrow I reckon!

Crap crap crap

Dysentery to go, surely?

Dancer with the brown trousers on- not seen camel toe like that since Lanzarote 2001

When Tulisa says you're shit, you know you're shit, Dysentry...

Lol trying to sing and remember dance steps!!
"No no no your wrong" idiots

Who covered the Turd? Dysentery? Fitting.

Bottom 2!

Oh come on Louis, not even he can think that was ok? It sounded like a load of kids pissed on thunderbird after a school disco

I never again want to hear Louis uttering the words, 'Yes baby yes'. My Chinese just went sideways in my stomach.

Shitsinger is wasted....

Aww, the wee blonde inthe middle is going to cry

Actually Shitsinger speaks a modicum of sense here.