X Factor - Number Ones Week!

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Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Oh yes. Shitsinger has topped up during the last break!

I remember because they were awful, Jessie!

Ella?

She's 16 isn't she?

Is shitsinger pissed??

They must have been monumentally awful tuttu because you've been left with Post Traumatic Stress from them!

'I saw fireworks everywhere, I saw them in your eyes, I thought it was... ...the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, and you were the whole soundtrack.

There was a little bit of 'HMMM HMM WMM WMM' in your notes but I thought it was epic.'

Just thought I'd record that for posterity, and in case anyone missed those inspiring words. She's a whole fucking soundtrack people, and there are fireworks in her eyes. Oh yes.

Oh, tres funny Louis...

Why hasn't anyone told the old guy he's not funny, yet?

Ladyb, when that cyclist won the time trial at the Olympics my first thought was "her mum must be so proud"! Czn't remember her name. Too tired.

Oh gawd, Matt's baby shit trousers. They were awful. And he couldn't dance.

(This is turning into a matt bashing thread)

Didn't think that was good at all!

I demand to see her passport!!!!

That girl does not look 16, or act 16!

Thanks for that Ivor - one of Shitsinger's best recorded for posterity.

The ugliest boyband since JLS

Yup, can't wait for Cardiac Nanfucker.

Whatever happened to Matt cardie?

They're obviously saving the best till last

PLEASE DO NOT GIVE CHRIS BROWN PUBLICITY YOU FUCKERS!

Are any of this lot 16?

Huh?

I forgot these were an actual band, and haven't just been thrown together

I hate those bobinogs woolly hats that young people wear these days

I'm sure Matt Candle has an album out. Am sure I saw an ad for it somewhere. Unless it was a bad dream

Come on Union Postcode 10. Lets see if we can hit a note before the last chord shall we.

Louis needs firing now!! His meant to know about boy bands. They are awful

Ooof

What key are they aiming for?

Is there any one answer to this question?

It does indeed go on and on though...