X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

'club classics' 'meaning' - eh?

My DDs say it was "wrong", which is a good indicator that it was all right.

Barlow's been at the Louis Walsh random generator of phrases tonight fo' sho'

Actually, I liked it too.

I like James. Best of the night so far.I concede that doesn't mean much

Fucks sake Dermot have you seen his teeth? Don't make the poor bugger smile

'revelation with swag - if that makes sense'

it doesn't nicole

This is total shut just when I thought X factor couldn't get any worse!

Shit not shut

c'mon the Baby Shits...

let's have some tuneless harmonies and agonized air grabbing please boys

I luffs Bazza, why am I not allowed to luff him? What happened with the tickets?

Am sure this has been said but are Union J not just One Direction? George is just like Harry FFS.

Best so far by a mile. Not difficult mind you. I much prefer it when they do a different version, rather than karaoke.

On good the baby shits.

I keep saying I'm not watching it again. Then here I am every bleedin' Saturday night watching it and saying it's shite...

roffling at Louis saying 'don't let the girls distract you'
no, come and sit here instead...

Did you see their little building blocks? They'd obviously stopped for a little play in between rehearsals.

On Xtra Factor last week they asked this lot which one of them would like to go to the other boy band. And they all answered "none of us they were in the bottom 2!"

Why are they called the baby shits?

Girls screaming? C'mon Babyshits!(are these Babyshits,or District3??)

Does anyone know which J is which, except for mini Harry styles, who is the added in ringer.

Aw, look at their cheeky chops
Tis pity they can't sing a note.

arf CJ

At what age is it wrong to admit the boybands are your favourite?

Yankee-one of the boy groups, wore mustard, baby poo coloured trews during the auditions. problem is, we can't really remember which boy group it was

These are the Babyshite Raah. District3 are now Dysentery.

Cos they constantly wore those skinny jeans that start half way down yer arse in every colour of baby shit brown.

Baby shits because they were all wearing varying shades of baby poo coloured trousers in an earlier episode.