The all new Corrie thread NO SPOILERS PLEASE!

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I remember in th'olden days when there were no spoilers. The nation had no idea whether Deidre would choose to stay with Ken or do a runner with Mike Baldwin until it was actually broadcast. And we didn't know who shot JR.

So for those of us with no life who enjoy Corrie without spoilers, a new thread discuss our beloved soap with all its flaws

Kirsty's bump appears to have doubled in size in a week. Anyone thinking Steve and Michelle may start a little something? I love Steve.

God I want to punch Dev Alahan in the face.

(am watching tonights on catchup)

Dev = forgot the lines again.

I'd like to see Steve and Michelle back together too.

YY to Steve & Michelle getting back together again!

And yes, I also thought Kirstys bump had doubled since last week.

poor Tyrone. He needs a hug.

God, that Kirsty is horrible. It's going to end badly, isn't it?

That bloody Ryan has aged five years as well.

I just think all that stress and angst really can't be good for the baby either. Am thinking hoping it will end in her going off the rails completely after the baby gets here and possibly having to undergo medical intervention (have they done a mental health story line before?) with Tyrone becoming single parent.

It annoys me when certain characters are ALL bad. Ryan, Tracy, Kirsty. Nobody is actually ALL bad and I think it is lazy of the writers not to have even tiny little nice things about them.

Poor Tyrone's rabbity face.

Bloody hell just realised I accidentally hid this thread.

Ryan is awful! I wish dev and sunita would be written out of it. Has sunita always been so thin? Her legs looked tiny when Karl dragged her down the alley for a chat.

They have done PND before with claire peacock. I can't see the Kirsty/Tyrone story line ending well. It does have a lot of potential though so will be interesting to see where it goes.

Yes, she is very spindle leg like isn't she.

I wasn;t thinking PND, more a mental breakdown / sectioned.

Just reinstating this on 'Threads I'm on'. And to say I'm ridiculously excited about the up and coming fireworks re Karl and Sunita!

Eek! Sorry, I hope that doesn't count as a 'spoiler'. I just spotted the headline on my BT home page. Please don't hate me

I don't think it's spoiler as such, LeeCoakley, considering he dragged her down a back alley last night. The situation was unlikely to end in a nice cup of tea.

Yes - Eva was quite fabulous in her Mata Hari role and she looked stunning - that figure!
I'm quite liking the Steve stepping in with Ryan thing. Always good when they remember past storylines.

Do you think they are real? I was trying to decide. She's really growing on me also.

I wonder if Stella is about to find out? Michelle Collins has grown on me as well.

I think Michelle Collins's accent had become more authentic. It was annoying at first, a bit too pantomime. Hanging out with proper northerners has done her good.

Yeah, I reckon Eva's boobs are natural. They seem 'mouldable'. She did look amazing for her 'date' with crap Ryan.

And since when did submits have twigged legs? She's also got a lovely figure.

The girl who plays Eva used to be a size 20. She looks great now, and testament to her for loosig the weight.

Oops, submits = Sunita

Eva used to be a size 20?! Wow! Well she most certainly looks fab!

Oh and twigged = twiglet

Hate iPhone autocorrect, grrrr!

Stella and her accent was annoying me much less recently but this competitive granny thing with Gail is ridiculous considering that neither of them are anything to do with Simon, and Gail already has a pretendy grandson in Max who is far cuter if only they would give him a decent haircut

The new Ryan is a wanker, thats all i have to add!!

Yes, and looks older than his own mother.

Amazing.

If I was Michelle I'd be seriously considering swapping Ryan back with her 'birth' baby!