The all new Corrie thread NO SPOILERS PLEASE!

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I remember in th'olden days when there were no spoilers. The nation had no idea whether Deidre would choose to stay with Ken or do a runner with Mike Baldwin until it was actually broadcast. And we didn't know who shot JR.

So for those of us with no life who enjoy Corrie without spoilers, a new thread discuss our beloved soap with all its flaws

Was it on last night? I've lost touch with the scheduling

No, not on last night, though I was watching This Morning, erm, this morning, and the soap lady did say "last nights episode" and I had to scour my Telly Pages to make sure

Honest.

Wonder who Ryan will end up with. They always have to pair them off.

I've caught up now thanks to the omnibus. Are Steve and Michelle likely to become an item? Or has this already been discussed

HATE Dev being all reasonable about the wedding. He's going to blow up when it all comes out about Sunita.

Tyrone. BE FIRM with Kirsty. I can't stand this mouse-like behaviour, especially meekly agreeing not to be in the same room as Fizz.

And WHAT is Gail about muscling in on Simon?

I'm watching actual ITV1 now, and it's all kicking off.

Justice at last, poor Dev and Stella.

Oh god. I know it's not Corrie but wtaf was Amanda Holden wearing when she did the Superstar link?? Boob squeezage and granny length skirt is NOT a good look on her. And i'm sorry but "Jesuses" just sounds wrong.

Woo Hoo! Go Stella! Pow! (Am on plus 1)

I looked at Amanda and said that I didn't realise she had no tits, she looked flat chested, I never noticed her chest before.

Anyone notice the PomBears conveniently 'in shot' in Dev's shop? Someone in their props dept. is SO a MNer.

I've caught up now, great smack from Stella. Did anyone else notice how they were all wearing really high shoes and struggling to walk?

Oh good - really liking the way this storyline is going. Carl is horrible. It can't end well. However it'll be a while before I start to feel sorry for Sunita, if at all, ever.

I dont feel sorry for Sunita at all, she's a stupid bint.

I actually felt sorry for Dev when Sunita was asking him to "let her go".

Dev's 'acting' is truly cringeworthy. He spends most of his time gurning, and then when tries to convery emotion it really doesn't work.

Sunee-a (Sunitta in Karl speak), what can I say, one minute she is stressing over whether the kids want a yoghurt or banana for pudding and the next minute she couldn't give a toss about who's picking them up from school as long as she's getting her leg over. What an annoying cow.

And don't get me started on Ryan.....

And how come everybody is qualified to sew top of the range knickers and there's always a job going in Underworld? Rob, straight of t'nick and running the place, give me a break.

Karl looked well and truly trapped last night when Sunita was clinging onto him. Doesn't she remember he wanted Stella and not her? Dislike both of them. And Dev's acting!! What can I add? So monotone and false.

Yes, it appears anyone can run a linerie factory. Someone should tell the Government.

Dev grovelling to Sunita just made me dislike him even more. I was shouting at the TV to stop being a wet rag and get away from the cow takes it all too seriously

Best part was Rob getting a job handed to him on plate at Underworld then after working there for like a day complaining that Ryan was just handed a job, and that nobody ran it past him!!

What a dick.

It's all real.

Absolutely real.

Oooh that was a bit hard on Dev. Is he going to kill him?

No Dev will have high bp or a heartattack from that pair having their cake and eating it, and behaving like victims.

Anyone else notice tonight when Sunita was crying after telling the kids about her and Dev, that Carl called her Carla? I rewound and watched again, and am sure thats what he said!

Very unrealistic that she'd have told them while he was sitting there.

Yes! I heard that! In the end I though maybe he'd said 'Darling' but it definitely sounded like 'Carla'!