The all new Corrie thread NO SPOILERS PLEASE!

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I remember in th'olden days when there were no spoilers. The nation had no idea whether Deidre would choose to stay with Ken or do a runner with Mike Baldwin until it was actually broadcast. And we didn't know who shot JR.

So for those of us with no life who enjoy Corrie without spoilers, a new thread discuss our beloved soap with all its flaws

Love Mary, she gets some killer lines.

Agree, love Mary and Norris

When is Rita back? Tina has disappeared again. Maria's brother too. They would be around in the area. Unrealistic for a soap.

Didn't anybody watch last night? Sean went crackers at the hospital.

Yep, just caught up on it today. I really dislike Sean, I'm glad what happened happened! (don't want to spoil it for those who might not have seen it)

It all went a bit Benny Hill in the pub though.....seemed very surreal esp considering Eva and Sunitas relationship.

Ooohhh - very cryptic! Haven't watched yet, so shall look forward to doing so tonight!

LOL @ Benny Hill. The way she answered her rat 'phone'. LOL

Mary fancies Roy. Or thinks Roy fancies her. Classic.

The pub rat scenes were farcical. Poor.

Anyone think Hayley and Norris may get a bit too close?

Where is Steve these days? He's always good for comedy.

yes to Steve an comedy!
And ooh, Mary & Norris and the chess - classic stuff

Sometimes the story moves on at lightning speed. Did Steve sell the house in which lives Tracey? Or did she manage to halt the sale?

The Roy/Mary thing is inspired

Steve still trying to sell the house, but Tracy and whatsherface & son are sabotaging any viewings.

How come Hayley is suddenly doing ballroom dancing? It was salsa classes she was doing a while ago.

The rat "homage to Fawlty Towers" scene was embarrassing,like a silly 1950s stage farce. Sometimes they do comedy so well but whoever wrote a line like "My wife's a martyr to lumbago" as Sunitta is yelping and squealing with Steve gurning in the background,wants sacking.....

Clawdy Some of us find great joy in silly 1950s stage farces. Well I do

Please can someone take Simon away on a long holiday with Nick and Leanne?

Simon has always given me the creeps.

Haven't seen the latest episodes yet, but there are 7 episodes this week, so things probably will start shifting along a bit. Apparently Steve is back in the thick of things this week

7 episodes? OOh!

I would shag Steve

I love Simon - think he's a really little cutie. Quite liked the rat scene too.

Peter is gorgeous, lovely brown eyes.

Can't stand Simon. Feel a little bad saying that about a child!

It's the fact they're doing that cliched 'dry adult humour coming from a child'.

Oh and get rid of Leanne and her puckered brow and wardrobe straight out of 1993.

So Leanne bleats on about stability for Simon and then moves in with Nick on the very DAY that he declares his love for her. Even though she doesn't feel the same.

Yep, that's stability

Oh and please, someone get the formerly glam Carla out of that depressing little flat!