Apprentice Thread 11th April 2012

[BusinessTrills]

So...

Apprentice?

At 9?

I have a cold and my brain is full of fuzz so I can't remember what happened last week.

Red sauce. Spicy chutney. Boring man of boringness left. Is that right?

No?

yep. in a nutshell.

Oh I stop caring from Weds pm-Weds pm . Very business like thread title btw.

What is it tonight then? I've forgotten.

Googled. Upcycling.

Upcycling? Hurrah! That's painting beautiful mahogany antique furniture white and stencilling roses on it, right?

Better than that. It's also sticking shitey union jack decals onto anything that'll stand still or decoupaging with copies of Razzle.

Got it. Fab.

I think it's the Irish one and the Wand Erection boy for PM tonight.

BusinessBarbie! Yay!

It is a very businesslike thread title. More business like than anything these clowns will do tonight anyway.

Yay!

I'm here :) how much cash can then lose this week??

Ooh, I can't wait ... I love it.

Makes me feel like I'm in training for life ... like an apprentice or summat

Just marking my place for 9pm. Didn't get to watch it live last week and I missed the analytical business commentary hysterical updates on here.

They start with a THOUSAND ENGLISH POUNDS. You can buy a lot of crap furniture and white paint for that.

But now we've lost her of the amazing eyebrows and the goddess of purple eyeshadow, the others are a bit non descript :(

Oooh, sounds like a good one. Can't wait to see why sprinkling dead leaves about the floor felt like a good idea for a shop... Looking forward to some witty comments from here :). No pressure.

Ooh, they should be able to turn that into ... what ? ... £10 grand at least ?

Here we go...

£4.50 and a chocolate coin praps.
The looooooong recap and then we're off! Yay.

This recap is going on far too long. We need more boardroom bitching back!

I'm here! Popcorn?

My first live Apprentice thread - I am usually watching on Sky Plus. Let the fun begin :)

A morning off. Such lulz.