OBEM - is it on? Can anyone be bothered?

[StarlightDicKenzie]

So, is it still on?

Please move her.

I think people are being a bit mean about that midwife - she seems to be working hard for that lady and she can't help her voice. Maybe some of us have really annoying voices and don't even know it. Maybe she wasn't in uni the day they taught 'the perfect midwife voice'

That baby was lovely.

Uh oh, hello lady consultant :(

Noooooooo whenever I see Colette the OBGYN I get nervous!

I do not like Mormon Richard.

Oh my fucking life.

she's not too tired of laboring - she's too tired of THE SOUND OF YOUR CRAPPY VOICE NAGGING ON AT HER.

Noooo, take the csection!

bless mel. hope it goes well :(

FFS with his phone

but thank you, bonnie, for that lovely, very sincere explanation about medical intervention. Well done for changing your face to serious mode there.

thank god - a consultant

i am loving James and Mel good luck to them,!

Why is Richard eating the toast, when he wasn't the one to give birth?

He is being an arse about the name - leah does not like the name Richard! Does her opinion not count?

ore forceps.

oh I can't watch this bit

This scary music always makes me tense now. Especially after the Mc Roberts hell dystocia a few weeks ago. :(

Would it not have helped if they'd got Mel up off at the bed instead of having her flat on her back throughout labour

One Forceps Delivery Every Minute!

when i had bloody forceps & ventouse & cut to buggery delivery, i didn't get taken to theatre. Just happened in same delivery room I'd been in for 3 years.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

awwwwwwwwwww anyone else got a tear

Sympathetic pushing hhhhnnnnggggg

Delurking to say what a wanker that Richard is. I would have not been able to remain as calm as Mormon mum did during the conversation about the baby's name.

AWWW look at james crying