OBEM - is it on? Can anyone be bothered?

[StarlightDicKenzie]

So, is it still on?

She's been pregnant for 9 months and they're only just getting round to discussing names?!

GAWD. nothing wrong wtith richard but WHY is he such an arse!

someone please wheel richard out of the room, down the coridoor and out the hospital front doors. dont worry, he wont bother getting up to find his way back.

AF, it's an inbuilt thing, innit...
That said, a few births this series I haven't cried. Usually because none of the parents/family did and were unmoved themselves.

Gosh poor Mel shivering.

any name but Richard!

great way to start the poor babys life - and to spoil the moment - have a domestic about the name!

bloody man. SHE pushed him out two paracetamol!

i feel very proud of mormon mum :)

That dad is dull

look at him having his sandwich stupid man

how much did Ritchie weigh?

I can't believe she suggested Johnson, does she not know it's slang for a willy?

I am detesting Mormon man. When you have a fucking baby you can call it what you like.

I can't decide who is more irritating, bonnie langford or mormon bloody useless husband. what an unemotional plonker.

Great socks!

I thought the urge to push was like the urge to vomit. Involuntary.

Any chance of Chirpy taking a deep breath?!

I reckon chirpy midwife practises that voice in the mirror for hours each night. She probably sounds like a 50-a-day-lorry driver normally, when she's alone.

Ooh breastfeeding!

aaarrrggghhhhhhhh fucking midwife

oh shite. assisted delivery