OBEM - is it on? Can anyone be bothered?

[StarlightDicKenzie]

So, is it still on?

Mary Poppins is actually explaining things very well.

wouldnt surprise me to see him gazing out of the window!

and to round it all off.

fucking directed fucking hold your breath and push

i hate the bastard transition. AGONY

You're right showmethemhappyfeet, chirpy midwife does belong in Enchanted. She really is something else. Does she actually pause for breath?!

Alright, liking chirpy a bit more after that last comment.

nope. she's irritating.

i actually really like Jailbird James - what a sweetie

WOW!!

Does anyone apprciate being shouted at and coached to push, when thats all your body can do at that point anyway? I mean, purlease...

Aw Leah, way to go!

sorry - i shouldnt have called him that

Is she on helium d'ya reckon?

Oooyah. That had to smart a bit.

Wow that was a graphic crowning shot!!!

I have been having super fun just imagining what you lot have been making of Miss Chirpy Knickers!

Liking the intact membranes!

I found dilation more painful than the rest. Apart from crowning. God,mormon woman screaming and pushing was quite extreme. Why do they say not to make any noise. My cow sounds really helped.

sorry was contradicting my previous comment not anyone on here!

anyone elses DC born in membranes? Mine was :) what does it look like though?

I hate the bit where the head is out and rest of the body needs to get out. alien like.

aaaah. she did good.

I did it!

awwwwwwwwww

Oh my. What a cute baby!

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