OBEM - is it on? Can anyone be bothered?

[StarlightDicKenzie]

So, is it still on?

ROFL at Chirpy MW's spiritually relaxing music.

at Fluffy

hahaha @ grumpyplops

That skinny midwife with the immaculate bob - she's gorgeous very well groomed. Can't remember seeing her shovelling cake in her gob.

I dilated like that when I was induced, I do remember it being an absolutely MENTAL experience. No time for an epidural though.

Oh my goodness wee chirpy would be removing the simply calm cd from very far up her...

Sweet Jesus, I can't bear this midwife. 'Some music? Mel? How about some lovely music.'

Fuck off!

pkease, please let us see someone tell bonnie langford -odd blusher- to naff off. I wonder if she pisses her colleagues off.

That's a very nice looking room. Nothing like that where I am.

they aren;t being v nice to melanie. that husband needs to be a bit more sympathetic.

I bet chirpy midwives has squirrels and bluebirds to clean her kitchen after she makes her puddings.

mormon woman is giving birth naturally. feel for her man.

Here come the pushing contractions!!!!

Melanie deserves a medal for not ripping the face off that midwife

WTF is mormon husband doing? fuck all that is

she needs to bloody get her fcuking act together and push the kid out.

mormon husband is a bit of a drip isnt he. may as well not be there!

They'd swear if Bonnie Langford was their midwife!

I reckon I'd fire the baby out through the sheer power of irritation.

Fuck the pushing, just punch her!!!!

I hope that baby flies out and smacks her in the face with its arse.

poor little mel :(

chirpy one really cares i think. v encourgaing

I would love to know where Chirpy went to school.

Poor love shivering, she's in mild shock. Want to give her a hug :(