Shiny new OBEM thread!

[sittinghippo]

Am rather looking forward to seeing the home made bikini for the 'relaxing zen' birth...

Ooh that poor girl why hasn't she been prepared better than this I really feel for her

I liked her. I thought she was very matter of fact!

Horrendously late but moving fast!

First thing I thought when I switched on was 'Ahhh, she has a gay labour partner, there's lovely' and then I skimmed through this thread!

He so is, though.

Fuck me she really is a glass half empty sort of person.

She'd ne better off at home at this stage.

Yes. Why is me not saying that 2nd labours are shorter and easier? Not v encouraging. I wonder what the c section/ instrument rate is at this hospital- I'm guessing high.

That midwife needs to learn about the power of suggestion. "blah blah worst pain, blah blah absolutely awful blah blah" they are scared because of the crap she is coming out with.

i wonder if she'll get 10 out of ten 10 after the birth with all that black eye make up on!!!!

Am expecting DC2 and do NOT like what that MW just said

This blonde MW is a bit isn't she. I can't see that the phrase "not coping with labour" is very constructive.

Arrgghh were in Ibiza no err a birth pool luv

Is fashion girl being induced?

"There's something wrong with me". Ohhhh, been there. Poor love.

Waheyy! Cossie!!!

scarlet DP had dd2 (in Ireland) early Dec and indeed she did 1st stage largely at home, transition in a+e in hospital delivery suite only came available about 15 mins before dd2 born (arrived at 12, baby born 1.08!) - so your perception is about right for here

That button jumper is a fashion mistake and I bet it was really expensive.

Baby girl will puke and shit on those outfits, darling. Hope they're machine washable.

Looking forward to Mrs Disney being photo-shoot ready when she gets to the Ring Of Fire...

Do they see this as an audition for towie?

Hahahahahahahaha
This couple are the mumsnet antichrist (s)

Why does it not surprise me he wore a sarrong!

Ugly Disney pair are in for such a rude awakening.

Aaagh it's getting worse! I hate them!!! I want to throw stuff.

Useless midwife still being useless.

Hubby of the "sexiest woman" is doing pretty well.

Working- DD1 was 27 hours

DD2 was 4 hours and we only just got to the hospital in time!

It scared me shitless but it doesnt necessarily follow suit :)

Sam yes it almost kinda looks unhygienic it's so clagged on