Shiny new OBEM thread!

[sittinghippo]

Am rather looking forward to seeing the home made bikini for the 'relaxing zen' birth...

Oh that poor woman!

This is terrifying

Erm, "princess Fiona?". "pcos I knew it" "odd couple" I could go on.

shit god my hearts racing.

stupid bitch has made her have a shoulder dystocia!

Shoulder distocia?

Shoulder stuck

poor woman

oh fuck

Oh, here we go. Assisted birth. Almost!

thank god..... OOh am crying again!!!!!!!!!1

Oh thank God. She did brilliantly. Hes big.

Ooh blue

Christ. Mw was right she needed to get that baby out.

How scary was that?
Well done Kerry.

that was scary.... i think i just held my breath the whole time.

dont think the midwife caused the SD

it does happen.

that look in on her face as she met him is gorgeous!!!!

That really is the most beautiful sound on earth isn't it

At the beginning anyway

Was that a mc Roberts, mws?