X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

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That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

It means that you wouldn't touch him without tongs.

Didn't know she could play the guitar. Respect.

I think it means he has the syphilis.

Bof, do you know that for a fact? :o DH wants to know if you "Boffed" Russell Brand to gain your, er, inside knowledge?

If her DH tatooed girls names on his arse it would resemble yellow pages

I can't bring myself to tell you, mychild

Not tongues. Definitely don't put your tongue near him.

Also like the '40s lesbian trousers.

Arf at pumpkin

I quite like that song.

I couldn't possibly divulge that, SayGhoul

I liked Katy. Pretty song.

I am losing the battle against bloody mcafee

She clearly brings her own stylist, which is lucky she isn't relying on whoever fixed up Sophie and the exchange students last night.

Oh blimey ! Look at Katy Perry's roots !

What a crock of shit. Cold, calculating eyes of Katy Peryy scare me.

I have been lurking on these threads for ages, but haven't been brave enough to post as I was scared of the Gary love - i can't STAND Gary and his smug expressions.

BTW - DP knows Kitty, she used to work in his local pub in Cheltenham. Older than 26 apparently (no shit sherlock).

I like iced gems. I like sucking off the icing and saving the biscuit.

Classy

Bof were you dressed as a woodland animal?

Really Reality ? He makes me feel like scrubbing myself with bleach, even when I have only seen him on telly.

I agree reality, but I do know it's something to be about but he's really oddly seductive.

Brand?

You'd need a full latex body suit as a condom. I wouldn't risk it.

Ooh Getorf, any more Klitty gossip?