X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

[SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses]

That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

Emma

Perhaps a squirrel?

Iced gems are in fruit flavours - the yellow is lemon frxample. Who knew?

Getorf, don't make me larf. You're not scared of us. Piffle.

Eugh. Realtiy. Nooooooo

I thought the umbrelleas in the background were norks

And even if he had a bath and a broad spectrum antibiotic he wouldn't be attractive.

The purple ones are raspberry. It's very disappointing

Dish the dirt GetOrf !

So neither of the acts that sang tonight could actually sing. Right up there with half the contestants!

Anyone could go tonight and I wouldn't care or be suprised unless it was:

Misha B
Craig
The Risk

Everyone else is pretty much shit. And I think all the commericals are starting to put me off X factor completely

I would not do The Brand (Baggs or Russel) but would do Noel Fielding.

Russell Brand is only suitable for squeezing when you've run out of Olive oil if you ask me.

I do hate the way they drag out the results show...

Iced Gems would break your teeth

Kitty used to gatecrash frequent some of the aftershow parties of gigs I was at about 10 years ago. I'd have put her around my age, and I'm not far off 40.

I think were alone on the Russell Brand love lust Reality.

WaaaH! ha ha The brand baggs

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Stuart+baggs+naked&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=0msigQTTDD_5BM:&imgrefurl=www.metro.co.uk/tv/862914-stuart-baggs-poses-as-naked-centrefold-model&docid=9I4RfFv2ejTFMM&imgurl=img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/10/article-1305048559136-0BFD1C5000000578-886243_636x414.jpg&w=636&h=414&ei=KTKbTryMMoaX8QOVmYjUBQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=690" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Are you sure, Sue?

I'm watching this on delay so have only just seen The Wanted, but I snorted my tea when I read that you'd voted for Marcus, BoF - please, please tell me that Louie isn't right when he gives it "the whole of xxxx [insert name of town/area/country the contestant hails from] will be voting for you!" - like there's no other reason anyone would vote other than from tribal loyalties, silly reasons like talent, showmanship, etc....

[disclaimer: I liked Marcus the previous week, he does have talent, it just made me giggle]

I love Russel Brand too but would only want to be his friend

Kitty's lorst her troosers.

Russel Brand - not even if he went through a sheep dip first. Yuk.

Yes - I'd have put Kitty in her late 30's

Kelly looks fab. Hated her attitude last night, though. Does she own the word 'swagger'? Silly bint.

anyone want to take part in a sweepstake for how many seconds between dermot saying "the next act that is safe is......." and the name of the act? its getting longer every year.

ooooooh, here we go.........................