X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

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That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

I think frankie needs a wee.

Stand still man!!

sorry but how the fuck did he get through in the first place?

Think that is a birth mark in Tulisa"s chest.

BREATHE Frankie. Just bloody breathe.

Frankies crap too, just no one to sing out of tune with, still a cocky little shit though!!

Sweaty crotch! Urgh!

My DH has pointed out that the way Frankies wearing his trousers makes it look like he has pooed himself.

Where are his socks? and why is this SO shit? and WTactualF are those trousers made of?

Yes, he's like a little Marlon Brando.

He looks like he's doing a poo!

Curlyred - I noticed that. Thought it was ver ver rude.

Has Frankie stopped whining yet?

wmmc - I was just thinking neither of them deserve to stay another week

I like Grease 2 better than Grease, I think (not seen it in years).

Woeful singing Frankie. Good thing you're pretty - oh, wait. Awkward.

Pick a key and let yourself in, Frankie...

I don't know why he waves his arms around like my DD when she has a tantrum

Frankie is shite!

He's got oddly feminine legs, hasn't he?

Shuddup Bazza, you pointless gimmer. I'd do you, but I'd not be listening.

WHy is it hard, Kelly? Because both are shit?

I've gone off Bazzer, at least mingehead would be honest enough to say it wasn't their best performance even if it was his own act

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