X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

[SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses]

That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!

Louis say FRANKIE!!!!

Keep looking under the desk for Louis' pointer boys...

Curly - I noticed Janet didn't hug Kelly but thought it might be because she wasn't standing next to her and maybe doesn't want to celebrate cos of her grandad dying.

I don't tihnk it really matters which of these is saved. No one in the bottom two in the first week is going anywhere in the competition

DEADLOCK OOOOOO

Grease 2. legendary. Michelle Pfeiffer singing on a stepladder.

Tulisa looks totally downtrodden by them being in the bottom 2

oh for the love of god Louis just chose.

Go for deadlock both of them r shit

The Wang Of Doom...

Stupid Louis.

FFS.

Oh bugger wanted it to go to deadlock

At the end of the day, Frankie had the tighter trews.

LOUIS!!!!! You've let me down!!!!! ARGH!! Oh well, get rid of Frankie next week!

no loss. NEXT.

I can't believe this.

Frankie looks like he's doing an incredibly slow transformation into a werewolf.

oh- for once Louis had the guts to make a decision.

And he is chuffed that he hasn't got an act up there!!

Sounds like it, too.

Oh good, one whinyarsed non singer trumps five non singers so I guess that's a good result?

Loius thinks Cockozzer has potential in this competition - potential to what exactly????????????????????????

who vibe? see ya later loserz

Frankie's hair will meet in the middle next week and we won't have to look at his face at all.