X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

[SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses]

That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

deadlock! It will be deadlock.

The harmonies sound ok- but individually they are off key. And I hate this song- not a good move, singing a Chezza song??

Want Frankie to go though.

Mychild I don't think it's glitter, I've noticed it too, been there for a few weeks, been trying to work out what it is. Also this is utter shite!

Some of them are nice to look at but this is terrible.

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep - oh that's what it is, I thought she'd been scoffing pringles in the break or something.

Do you reckon the gitwizard will do Right Said Fred's too Sexy?

Tulisa's crying coz she knows that was shit.

Was it me or did they sound flat??? [hhmm]

Woah, are those tears a vote of confidence, Tulisa?

I'm sure you have BoF :o (Kerrist this thread goes fast!), but this is the first x-factor thread I've been on this year, cos I've been busy ordering people about in a church hall for the last month of Saturdays, so have missed all the run-up.... :(

Am I wrong to really like Tulisa's dress?

I would look like a complete twat in it, though.

No wonder she is crying. From that close, it must be excruciatingly painful

I thought that about the bum fluff sue, good job they hadn't got a wind machine going.

Did anyone notice that Janet just walked off without kissing/hugging Kelly?
NuVibe - totally crap. Can't stand Frankie either - wish we could get rid of both acts!

Sue, it'll be whizzing round and round like a comedy bow tie.

oooo, you're like a little exhumed Marc Bolan

Sue. you are my MN crush tonight.

maybe Frankie will sing Reproduction?

Please be worse than Nu Vibe, then have to go!!!

Pick a tune, Frankie, go on, i dare you....

God, that's crap.

He sounds like he's singing through a mouthful of cottonwool balls.

Can't they vote them BOTH off and then we can all have a week off?

I think that is a birthmark on Tulisa's chest, I noticed it in the documentary on mental health she was in.

Frankie looks really nervous and he's awful too.