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X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

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NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 13:11

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional Sad

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

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SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:08

I love the way she mouths to herself when she's not speaking. Is that why she makes those faces when she sings, do we think? Or does she have breathing ishoos?

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 15/10/2011 20:08

To think we all slagged her off last week by calling her Jane Macdonald, little did we know its her hero

FanjoForTheMuahahammaries · 15/10/2011 20:08

Gary beat me to it

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 20:08

are you Oop North too, Sue?

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 15/10/2011 20:08

I mean 'she's' her hero. Sorry jane for calling you 'it'

NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 20:09

SUE

Brown gravy? Isn't gravy usually brown?Grin

And I am reet northern. Prefer my chips with day-glo curry sauce

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SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:09

Am I eckaslike. Though I were born in t'Yorkshire so I am allowed to slag it Grin.

I am as south as south can be Ivanta.

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GreenEyesandNiceHam · 15/10/2011 20:10

Sue's big Natalie Cassidy line has got me in tears Grin

vanimal · 15/10/2011 20:10

Sami was good but looked hideous. The song was so dated too, were there no songs from the past decade he could have chosen for her instead?

btw what do ppl mean by a 'cruise ship' song/singer? Just that they are old and dated, or something else?

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:10

Ah now to be fair, people have been saying she looks like Sonia for weeks.

rockinastocking · 15/10/2011 20:11

I really can't stop...if I choke, at least I'll go laughing...that has to be the quote of the year...

LeBOOOf · 15/10/2011 20:11

I think it's a reference to her weight, vanimal.

NettoSpookerstar · 15/10/2011 20:11

Were you paid to go Herbie?

NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 20:12

I love the song off the MCD's ad. That's a proper song.
Geraldine has been looking after wee Janet this week. Which is nice. But if she doesn't show, I suspect she may have eaten her.....

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GreenEyesandNiceHam · 15/10/2011 20:12

Yes but I can 'hear' Louis saying it Grin

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 20:12

has Craig lost another stone in a week this week?

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:12

Did Bazza just call Mr Biscuits a 'likely lass'?

herbietea · 15/10/2011 20:13

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rockinastocking · 15/10/2011 20:13

Craig is morphing into Rick Astley...

LeBOOOf · 15/10/2011 20:13

Talking of big folk, I hope he doesn't sing that song from titanic...

WitchesBroomForMyChin · 15/10/2011 20:13

When I was 13 we lived in London for a bit, once when asking for directions a man said 'ooh you won't get any mushy peas and brown gravy round here!' my conclusion is that people from down south are weird Bear

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 15/10/2011 20:14

I love Craigs diva sneer when he sings

rockinastocking · 15/10/2011 20:14

He doesn't look very comfy in that jacket.