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X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

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NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 13:11

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional Sad

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

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Hassled · 15/10/2011 20:14

Now I like Craig. I think.

I don't like my pissing cat. I've put him on a diet and he's doing my head in. Staring at me, constantly.

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 20:14

I loved Caitlin Moran's line about Craig and Gary looking at pictures of biscuits and saying "they're not for the likes of us."

duckdodgers · 15/10/2011 20:14

I thought "cruise ship singer" referred to someone who either was a tranvestite or looked like 1 for some odd reason.

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 15/10/2011 20:14

I don't like all this gurning and sideways singing

rockinastocking · 15/10/2011 20:14

Does his hair fit onto his head with a spike, like Playmobil hair?

rockinastocking · 15/10/2011 20:14

You showed your ass?

Eh?

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 20:14

Hassled swap you for a 10 week old mental kitten.

KittyWalker · 15/10/2011 20:14

I'm not loving his hair and can't get beyond it tbh! Not a great song for him Sad

duckdodgers · 15/10/2011 20:15

Oh no dont like this at all.

HazeltheMcWitch · 15/10/2011 20:15

Right, back to gunt. I get the 'unt, but what's the G?

Craig v bland today. And this song is shitter than shit.

BloodandSCRUMatron · 15/10/2011 20:15

i normally like craig but this is not doing it for me tbh.

herbietea · 15/10/2011 20:15

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NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 20:15

This is one of my favourite Beyonce songs.

It is terrible- Craig is really good, and this is terrible.Sad

Curse you, BazzaAngry

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Hassled · 15/10/2011 20:15

Oh I can't be doing with kittens. Kittens are a nightmare.

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 15/10/2011 20:15

I thought cruise ship just mean a bit crap like they couldn't get a job anywhere else.

stripeybumpinthenight · 15/10/2011 20:15

Not v in tune and he's skipping difficult twiddly bits.

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 20:15

He's come as one of Blakes 7.

LeBOOOf · 15/10/2011 20:15

I'm surprised he's the one that got away, tbh. She can't be a very fast runner.

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 15/10/2011 20:15

Ooh this is a shaky one for me

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:15

Flatter than his face

To be fair, if he ever does get to have sex, he may sing it with more feeling.

electra · 15/10/2011 20:15

I don't like any of the boys this year except perhaps the black guy - what's his name?

TheregoesBod · 15/10/2011 20:16

I cant understand a word - he just sounds like a camp pub singer

Hassled · 15/10/2011 20:16

I don't know this song at all but seems OK to me. Just OK, though.

electra · 15/10/2011 20:16

I didn't like that

stripeybumpinthenight · 15/10/2011 20:16

Louis is far too positive about everyone Angry