X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

[NosfeRaahhtu]

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

he's flat as fuck, isn't he?

Ergh, he's so greasy.
Oh and sounds bloody awful.

Can't sing!

Frankie is breathy like Janet.

Oh this is just shit. And his hair looks like he arrived on motorbike facing backwards.

Tis pity he's a whore without a note in his head

This is crap.

I want to like Frankie but just can't.

Oh god no never mind "its such a shame for us to part" - its more like "its such a shame you had to start"!

Sounds like he needs to cough.

He's not actually singing is he? Out of tune tortured, strangulated drawn out speaking.

Can Frankie be a Cockwomble??

He has picked a fair bit of trash up, after all

Stacey Solomon sang this the other year - much better than this too.

My ears hurt.

ScaredKittyWitchyKitty shag, you've gone and outed me now! off to namechange. And also rejoin the SAS as I am really good at tyre-filled obstacle courses.

He looks like he'd have filthy finger nails and smell of stale fags and beer

OK witches . She doesn't seem genuine to me, but who knows? And it's good we all have different tastes

Stop Frankie, stop with the singing

This is awful.

Gary looks a bit embarrassed

Frankie can't sing, but maybe its just his drainpope trousers strangling him down below.

Flaaaaaaaaat.

Cut your bloody hair boy.

Get a grip Frankie.. sing in tune dammit.. bad

He looks like he's desperate to pee!

YES! cockwomble!

Ah, he knows it was shit too.

Out of tune.