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X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

934 replies

NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 13:11

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional Sad

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

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PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 15/10/2011 20:28

vomit emoticon

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:28

I had a flash of Johnny Funnybones in red latex then Ivanta. Maybe he borrowed it from Shitty's Britney stash.

I read in the papers that Shitty took the Britney thing so seriously, she lost her virginity to a Justin Trousersnake lookeylikey.

Pishtushette · 15/10/2011 20:28

actually, after listening to I think Janet made to her own

WitchesBroomForMyChin · 15/10/2011 20:28

Your head is fine Boo I like her too.

Pishtushette · 15/10/2011 20:29

made it

LadyEvilEyes · 15/10/2011 20:29

She's a pretty girl with a pretty voice.
That's it really.
She's very folksy, she should be sitting in Irish pubs with a guitar surrounded by beardies in wooly jumpers
PMSL at the Clive Dunn jokes.

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 20:30

Johnny is my favourite but he won't win. I just want to cook him a roast dinner.

ScaredKittyWitchyKitty · 15/10/2011 20:30

hazelthemcwitch 'live by the sword, die by the sword' - isn't that what Nasty Nick said in BB1 after he was caught writing down housemates' names?

WitchesBroomForMyChin · 15/10/2011 20:30

Janet reminds me of Ingrid Michaelson and she's fab Smile

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:30

The cock-oozing Zingzilla. I feel grubby.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 20:30

I want to like her....but I just don't.

cardibachFalchoFodynGymraes · 15/10/2011 20:30

Can thiose of you who like her explain why? I just don't get it. SHe seems superficial and a bit fake (not necessarily a bad thing, unless you are projecting yourself as honest), she can't breathe properly through a phrase and is often out of tune. Her range is quite small too. WHat am I missing?

WitchesBroomForMyChin · 15/10/2011 20:30

Frankie makes me like Barry less Sad

BOOareHaunting · 15/10/2011 20:30

cardi Grin

I've often said I need my head read but there's no decodable words up there!

I do like Janet though, she just seems to draw me in.

duckdodgers · 15/10/2011 20:31

Oh I have a horrible feeling hes about to murder Coldplay [hsad]..........dont dare Frankie, I love Coldplay [hangry]

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:31

the 'changed the song' trick should keep him in another week, good thinking Bazza.

ScaredKittyWitchyKitty · 15/10/2011 20:31

pumpkin Grin

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 20:31

Forget the words, go on! Ouch, tuning lacking.

Hassled · 15/10/2011 20:31

Everytime I see DS1 (not often, he lives in London Town) I tell him to get his hair cut. And now Frankie is here to remind me of DS1. It's quite touching really.

cardibachFalchoFodynGymraes · 15/10/2011 20:31

Ouch! Out of tune big time from note one!

duckdodgers · 15/10/2011 20:31

The Scientist

WitchesBroomForMyChin · 15/10/2011 20:31

Cardi I think she seems genuine and I just like that style of singing.

VivaLeBeaver · 15/10/2011 20:31

Still struggling breathing I see.

januaryjojo · 15/10/2011 20:31

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LeBOOOf · 15/10/2011 20:31

Oh dear- out of tune from the beginning.