Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

I am surprised Cher isn't doing the DJ Ironik version of Tiny Dancer, tbh.

Hope DD is better Muggle!

I agree- Mack the Knife is compulsory on x-factor!

DD fine, was fine by Monday, but I missed the X Factor threads because of her vommy disease.
How inconsiderate is she?
If you must be ill, then not on a weekend.

I thought they had a huge budget, why are they looking to save money?
Don't ITV spend as much as takes on this and BGT?

save money

maybe they should have spent less on all the ott staging!!

And I was so busy reading all the thread for once I have forgotten what I was going to post .

I remember now. Why does Wagner always do mash ups?

Save money - sack creepy Brian Friedman.

It is Mockingbird by Eminem that Cher is "mashing up" with Elton, this doesn't sample any Elton John so good know where the link it.

Eminem and Elton have sung Stan together

I thought she might have done Ghetto Gospel to stretch the theme a bit

Cher should do Crocodile Leg Cock.

Yes would like to see Simon's face if Wand Erection went.

Why slaughter one song, when you can slaughter two at once?

Bamboo. Or Clagnut in the Wind.

'clagnut in the wind' BRILLIANT!

How does it follow that dropping the big band week saves dosh?

I did actually read somewhere that the stylist was talking about struggling with a lack of budget (hence all acts looking like crap all the time). Seems odd for such a massive show to be cutting corners.

I usually lurk and read through the X Factor threads each Saturday and Sunday evenings but Port's genius wrong thread post has inspired me to join in!

I really hope Fakey Katie gets dumped out this week.

Loving Clagnut in the Wind

Don't think Rebecca would do the Clagnut version justice, it needs to be Cher's.

hello all

Bamboo and Sue

I'm insisting on watching X factor at * rather than later on the Sky+ because I want the live mumsnet commentary

According to twitter Katie Weasel will be channelling Lady Gaga tonight

- glad to have had some good thing come from that - welcome Curly - dig in....

Oh yes, it needs to be Cher. Rebecca, like all people from Eastbourne, is too over confident. That'll change when she has kids of course.

They cannot say they're spending much on styling. Poor Paije has been in C&A for Men ebay "finds" every week.

hello, MrsDrOwenHunt

Oh no according to nobhead Dan Wootton, Katie's having a last minute change of mind with her Gaga outfit.

I wanted to laugh at her