Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

phipps -its amazingly easy to do when you're clicking backwards and forwards between a few threads.

We've all done it.....just not with such spectacularly hilarious results

LMFAO @ Ports' mis-post.

Legend. :o

:o it was said which such meaning too. Classic.

Port's post is brilliant! I thought I'd gone on to one of those salacious gossip threads...

BTW Port, what thread did you think it was? Odd fannies?

I get you now, Port . What thread should you have posted on?

The 'portraits of women' one in the feminism section (and yes i was being very unsisterly considering).

anyway........x Factor. I'll be glad to see Katie and Wagner go....

Mary needs to have a good week and Aiden an outstanding one to keep them in the game.

Ports, I spat my tea out at that and my son is now asking me if I'm ok!?

Katie to go, surely to god. I saw earlier that she has been disagreeing with Cheryl re what to sing.

Absolute classic!! I was going to scroll down and see if I had missed a link!!

I can't help wondering what Katie herself will think when she googles her name, finds this thread and reads Port's comment!!!

Does anyone know what they are singing tonight?
Katie and Wagner to go.

Hi OJ

Elton John tonight - which could work well as he's a great songwriter (along with Bernie) but not a brilliant singer (for comparison).

although i'm sure he once slagged x factor off...

Been clicking on things trying to find a picture of weird deformed fanny!

I cannot believe that Ofcom have not landed on Xfactor like a tonne on bricks - there are rules and those people that voted for TreyC (stupid way to spell name) have been conned. The rules were that 4 people should vote and if there os deadlock then the one with fewest votes should go not that one person decides not to vote.

Sack Cheryl I say - she should have got rid of Katie saying that she wouldn't sell anything because no one likes her - she would have my undying respect!

I think Wanger is doing a mash-up of The Circle Of Life and something.

Rebecca is doing Candle In The Wind.

Katie is doing Saturday Night's Alright.

I can't remember the others. Goodbye Yellowbrick Road is in there somewhere though.

The Daily Hate has an article....

Oh PortBlacksand, you are officially my hero Maybe that's why Fakey is so unpopular after all?

Finally remembered what I was going to post before the distracting post .

From the little of seen of Xfactor together with constant media articles that feature KW I think she is a fame hungry wannabee who would probably sell her Granny to get her 15mins of fame.

The papers imply numerous relationships in her past with (surprise,surprise) men who work in /on the fringes of the music industry. She's also supposedly had some sort of record deal in the past (no doubt conveniently forgotten when she got through Xfactor auditions).

Thats before we even get to the 'how the hell is she still in it after the dire performances/trembling lip/meltdowns'.....

Port that is the FUNNIEST thing I've seen on mn in a looong time [grin

dh is highly amused too

Oh yes and Kate MUST GO!

That should be "from the little of Xfactor that I've seen..."

I thought Port had seen X Factor videos on Youtube that the rest of us must have missed.

It's certainly a good enough reason to vote her off

Oh Port, thank you, you have made my day. So so funny

Can this thread immediately be put into MN classics for that one post?

Noooooo - can we start again from here.......?