Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

That is absolutely HYSTERICAL

Best thing I have seen on mumsnet for ages.

Port you are a legend.

Wanger is wearing a golden top hat tonight.

and here are the classic tracks that are to be murdered
sung tonight

Performances

1 Direction
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Aiden Grimshaw
Rocket man

Cher Lloyd
Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Word

Katie Waissel
Saturday Nights Alright (For Fighting)

Mary Byrne
Can You Feel The Love Tonight

Matt Cardle
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Paije Richardson
Crocodile Rock

Rebecca Ferguson
Candle In The Wind

Wagner
I'm Still Standing

I am not a huge Elton fan, so not too keen on any of the choices,tbh. Cher has the only song I actually like. I read elsewhere that Wanger is doing a 'mash up' with something else, not sure what.

Hate hate HATE "Candle in the Wind' after the whole Diana funeral version. May have been better for katie- she could have pretended to be Marilyn monroe...

I also read that Katie was originally mooted to be doing 'The Bitch is back' ha! ha!

Also pmsl re Ports comment- having been subjected to looking at the photo by DH, I might add that i too though the woman in question had a willy

I quite like Katie Weasel.
[ducks to avoid banana]
Lets throw something at Chuur instead

hello.

Sighning on to the thread.

I have 15mo dniece here tonight. :O She loves xfactor and will be watching too. Shes snoozing on the couch now. Shes going to dance to all the songs ready for tomorrow when we are doing a sponcered danceathon with 2 other MNers cough

That was meant to be a

I am here, marking my place for later. I shall miss the Weasel. Said it last week but I like Goodbye Yellowbrick road so a Cardie version is OK by me. Any song that has the line " I'm going back to my plough" is a winner on so many levels .

The rest of it is giving me the heeble shudders already.

Ugh, Elton John night. I think I'd rather watch an hour of scary fannies, tbh.

Never mind, there is home made pizza and shop bought wine on the menu tonight. If things get really bad I can always stuff the wine cork in my ears.

will be watching and laughing tonight. on fast forward as always.

Anyone else still dazed and confused at Terry Wogan's impression of Louis on Buzzcocks? His Cockness was v funny but him doing Louis was odd

I can't stand Cher either. Anyone who picks a sneer which makes them look like they've had a stroke is bloody weird IMHO

I guess it worked for Elvis.

I thought Tel was looking a bit toupee-ish.

Am sooo excited that it's XF night (despite the ugh-fest of Elton songs).

Although am reeling from the twin rumours that a) Aidan is gay b) Aidan is shagging Cher. Of the two I'd rather he was gay, at least in my fantasy world I could take him shopping

Port grin]

I was reclicking on that link wondering what I missed before I read your next post!

I'm Still Standing by Wagner is surely genius though! I wish they would give Rebecca a more upbeat song for once.

I really like Aiden, fingers crossed he does a good job of Rocket Man

Right going to wake DN up and get her fed and bathed and in to her jammies before harry hill starts.

Got her cot all made up in my room. God I love having a cot in my bedroom

Hello dears

Ooh does that mean that Dame Elton is mentoring? Are they still doing the mentoring thing?

Wagner doing I'm Still Standing will be ACES.

Oh and Port that was a genius wrongpost

The 'guest' mentoring thing. You know what I mean.

Port, give us a link to the thread you meant to post that on, I'm intrigued!

Ooooooo, Sir Tel doing the bedtime story on Cbeebies. Better than the XF.

Port! I actually clicked on the link a few posts above yours with trepidation thinking it may have pictures of bananas and Katie W's fanny!

rofl at 'HouseofBamboo'taking Aiden shopping
i am glad he is doing something a little less intense.
Am also very glad no-one is doing Sacrifice, or Nikita.

After Elton slagged off the programme, i wonder how tempted they were to change the theme?