Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

bugger, bold didn't work...

Hero - i'd rather not as i have been roundly blasted on it for being unsisterly....

Yes i doubt Elton will appear as he doesn't seem to like x factor. He obv changed his mind about tonight though - maybe he needed another trip to the florist ....

I love it when Sir Tel does the Cbeebies bedtime hour- he would have been so great on Jackanory, he has a lovely story telling voice.

Apparently Simon sent Elton a video of Rebecca singing in an 'eat your words' way and Elton agreed there was some talent.

Ha! Ha! there is some talent.

And he should love x-factor, old elton, because his songs always get trotted out and make him even more money (Don't let the Sun...being a particular favourite)

Yes he would Raah. i loves him

Simon sent Elton a video? Surely would have been of Wand Erection ?

So double eviction this weekend - has to be Katie and it should be Wagner but I don't think it will be.

So I think it will be Katie and Paije.

Raahh - well at (gulp) 27 years Aiden's senior, I suppose shopping's my only realistic option...

Cher however can get her grubby mitts off him regardless [grr]

I love Aiden and am pleased to see some love for him this evening...

Cher won't go I think keep the Weasel in, I want to see how much forced kookiness they can force out. Wanger needs to go now for his own dignity and Asda Mary.

No, NOT Mary, at least she can sing!! Wagner and katie to go..pleeeeeeeeeease!

did that just say Take That are on TONIGHT? .....or is that tomorrow night. or is it talking about the show after??

Sorry to wreck the aiden love, but really, HE'S the one to look like he's having a stroke or some other kind of medical problem, or struggling with constipation when he is singing. And when he attempts to smile he just looks like Wallace (ngromit).
Poor thing, but he's just a baby isn't he.

The show after I think Port

I think Aiden is quite pretty but obviously waiting to kill and eat us all.

talking of Mrs Robinson, A Simon and Garfunkel theme would be good.

This is prob the first week there has been a proper them this series- other weeks have been very tenuous!

Where is Big Band week??

Just heard that Cher is apparently doing a mash up with Eminem??!!

Why? And how's that Elton

Maybe Eminem will mash Cher up? Now THAT would be worth watching.

Ah the eminiem 'i'm not really homophobic' thing he did with elton...

Oh bollocks- an Elton song was indeed sampled on an Eminem record, i think. Wondered how she would get her -c-rap in

After last weeks debacle tonight I may break my solemn oath (to myself) and I am going to vote.

Yes I always suspected there was fixing in this show but last week it was so blantent it was cringeworthy.

I am therefore voting with my finger and switching over to another channel.

Let's see how long I last :)

I get to post tonight.
DD was vommy last week so I had to do couch snuggling with her.
I missed this thread
(am muggglewump btw)

Noooo, no Big Band?
That's just not right.
X Factor is nor X Factor without Mack the Knife.