Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

pmsl @ 'clagnut in the wind'

Having said that, I still like Cher and say phuk tha h8trz. Or something. Wanger and Fakey to go please, preferably in a big ball of hairspray-related fire.

To be fair, Katie costs them nowt. no shoes, make up is glitter and flour. Aiden is cheap too - just bandages most weeks.

raahh how are u and little raahh this week? ds in bed early after dinosauring himself out!!

Aargh will have to duck out for a short while as DH gets unreasonably testy if I a) eat dinner b) insist on watching XF (which he hates) and c) MN at the same time. I manage to pull off a) and b) most weeks but c) is tricky Back later.

Ah, Jeff Brazier. Don't make me get out the dirt on him again.

I wonder if Katie will be wearing another disastrous wig or if she'll have her ridiculous roots on show

[bitch emoticon]

The budget for mahoosive eyelashes must be huge, though

ooooh what's the Jeff dirt?

Evening Owen.

Dan Wooton is a knobhead isn't he?
I can't stand that guy, he always looks so bloody pleased with himself, and I can't work out why.

I hope Aidan has had a poo before he comes onstage tonight, because I can't take his serial killer/constipation face much longer.
I'd love to pin him down and feed him prunes.

MrDrO- little Raahh is great, only she is not settling tonight, so I may not hear much of the show (currently screaming down my ear!)

Let's be havin' ya!

Jeff dirt?

I always though he was a nice guy?

HalfTermHero, Did he shag Delia Smith?

Please Cheryl dont do that stuuuuuuuuupid salute tonight - that drives me mad!

Hello1

I wondered why this thread had so many posts already then I saw Port's "odd fanny"

Who he anyway?

Doh - "odd fanny post", sorry Port

I'm also being nosey intrigued about the Jeff dirt!

HouseOfBamboo, I'd advise divorce