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Ladies please CHECK YOUR BRA ADJUSTERS

289 replies

BarStoolCobra · 24/03/2009 13:54

too many women seem to have boobs pointing south, or four of them.

then LOOK AT YOUR REAR VIEW

have you a fat back rippling out from underneath it?
if so please get a bigger bra.

ithankyou

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AnyFucker · 24/03/2009 13:56

it is not my bra's fault my boobs point south

it is gravity, age and 2 pregnancies fault

WhereTheWildThingsWere · 24/03/2009 13:56

Lol.

WhereTheWildThingsWere · 24/03/2009 13:57

@ op not at AnyFucker's south pointing norks.

schneebly · 24/03/2009 13:57

my back ripples even when I am not wearing a bra!

AnyFucker · 24/03/2009 13:58

Wildthings, you might as well point and laugh!

they are fucking ridiculous

singyswife · 24/03/2009 14:00

schneebly, I misread your post and thought it said 'back nipples' I did wonder what kind of bra you were wearing that gave you back nipples. ROFL.

LauriefairycakeeatsCupid · 24/03/2009 14:01

If your bra fits properly you will have back fat though won't you? As women generally wear the back size way too big.

There is always tales of women on here going to be measured, going in a 40C and coming out a 34F - bet there's back fat appearing in those situations.

WhereTheWildThingsWere · 24/03/2009 14:01

Ah mine are heading south too all sad, floppy and spaniel ear-ish. Thay are fine in a good bra though.

Have just swopped feeding bras for the real thing and oh my, do they look perkier.

Hassled · 24/03/2009 14:01

There is a lovely woman at school whose (ample) tits usually hover around her navel. I have to fight the urge to hoist her top up and tighten the straps myself.

MrsTittleMouse · 24/03/2009 14:02

If you have breasts that big, then you have to have a bra that constricts your back fat, otherwise it isn't snug enough to support them. Not that I'd know anything about that, no sir.

AnyFucker · 24/03/2009 14:03

yes, but if you have genuinely saggy boobs, all that happens if you shorten the straps is that the back rides up

TitsMagee · 24/03/2009 14:05

I agree with anyfucker - this is not real a solution Barstool!

BarStoolCobra · 24/03/2009 14:05

"There is a lovely woman at school whose (ample) tits usually hover around her navel. I have to fight the urge to hoist her top up and tighten the straps myself. "

GOD YES

One day I am going to get soem roller boots and sasahy through town Hoiking and HOIKING

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BarStoolCobra · 24/03/2009 14:06

well I agree ANyfucker andthere is the risk of becomign liek Eve POllard whose tits alwsys seem to multi function as earrings

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BarStoolCobra · 24/03/2009 14:07

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AnyFucker · 24/03/2009 14:07

or the back has to be so tight to stop it riding up that you end up with a pair of back-tits too

its a genuine problem, I tell ya

VinegarTitsCoveredinChocolate · 24/03/2009 14:08

Mine are pert

Is because i pickle them

AnyFucker · 24/03/2009 14:09

mine need putting in fucking formaldehyde

BarStoolCobra · 24/03/2009 14:09

maybe we need SIDE pockets on the bra into which we can stuff any spare breast tisuse

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TitsMagee · 24/03/2009 14:09

when I wear a bra that hoiks mine up I look like I have 2 little bald men down my top.

BarStoolCobra · 24/03/2009 14:10

lol

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AnyFucker · 24/03/2009 14:12

mine sit like puddles in the bottom of my padded bras

crap, utter crap

Ronaldinhio · 24/03/2009 14:15

agreed with the pointing south

back fat though.....problem is the undersupport of the bra needs a snug fit to support the norks without breaking the shoulders and back
hence the bulging back boobs

what about averting your gaze?

ithankyou

PinkTulips · 24/03/2009 14:18

have a friend like this.... i spend my time with her desperately resisting the urge to scream 'buy a fucking bra that fits fourtits!'

TrillianAstra · 24/03/2009 14:18

I am sure that society is at a sufficient level of technological advancement that there should be a bra out there that could hold up saggy norks in a nice way.

If not, why not?

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