Which dress to my welcome home party?

[MaudfromtheBluestocking]

I've been away doing charity work for the past few months and I've just arrived home to a raptuous greeting.

The pub is holding a party this evening to welcome me home.

Which dress should I wear?

It goes with your eyes 😍

Oh Maud. You make everything look good.

Thanks 😘

Alas I can't make Mumsnet look good no matter how much I fiddle with my settings!

No-one expects you to do the impossible Maud.

Your Maudlet, you are the classic case of someone who would look gorge in a paper bag... (awaits this vision of loveliness- don't let me down! 😂)

Have you considered a jumpsuit?

Wouldn't want to be wearing it in the rain!

I'm currently in my sleep jumpsuit.

Sandals in bed? Don't you have some lovely fluffy slippers?

That sleepsuit looks very cosy.

I sleep in blue scrubs which are very cooling for my hot flushes.

I'd just been out to the shed, hence the comfortable footwear!

MNHQ are adding the old colour choices back.

But will they sort out the brightness issue???

Ach I knew it! The only gerbil on the planet that can make a paper bag into haute couture.
Chapeau madame! 🤎

Good call. Maud absolutely rocked this jumpsuit at her party.