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Which dress to my welcome home party?

212 replies

MaudfromtheBluestocking · 16/09/2025 19:21

I've been away doing charity work for the past few months and I've just arrived home to a raptuous greeting.

The pub is holding a party this evening to welcome me home.

Which dress should I wear?

Which dress to my welcome home party?
Which dress to my welcome home party?
Which dress to my welcome home party?
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MaudfromtheBluestocking · 18/09/2025 09:39

FuzzyPuffling · 18/09/2025 08:07

Im applying for next year's Sewing Bee. Everything would be a fluffy, puffin- decorated hoodie. Winner?

winner GIF

100%

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TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 18/09/2025 10:35

@MaudfromtheBluestocking that giph's a bit bright and glaring for me this morning.

Which dress to my welcome home party?
ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 12:07

FuzzyPuffling · 18/09/2025 08:07

Im applying for next year's Sewing Bee. Everything would be a fluffy, puffin- decorated hoodie. Winner?

Definite champion.

ETA I see Maud's expressed it much better.

FuzzyPuffling · 18/09/2025 12:08

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 12:07

Definite champion.

ETA I see Maud's expressed it much better.

Edited

Great!
Esme's already asked me for some Puffin Airways merch.

MyrtleLion · 18/09/2025 12:19

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2025 23:33

I don't want to worry Colin, but she's trying this on now.

I love that Maud still has a hat, even for her wedding outfit.

MaudfromtheBluestocking · 18/09/2025 12:35

MyrtleLion · 18/09/2025 12:19

I love that Maud still has a hat, even for her wedding outfit.

I know I should love myself as I am, but I just hate how I look without a hat or hood.

I'm doing casual today

Which dress to my welcome home party?
Which dress to my welcome home party?
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FuzzyPuffling · 18/09/2025 12:52

Rosy..." Mind the cliff edge, MIND THE CLIFF EGDE!!!

I think Giant Wombat might have floated over already, but she'll be perfectly OK.

MyrtleLion · 18/09/2025 12:54

MyOtherProfile · 17/09/2025 21:23

This one looks a bit like a vicar's wife. Are you a vicar's wife Maud?

Here is Maud with her late husband, the Reverend Edmund Clement, whom she loved dearly.

His death was sudden, the kind that left no time for farewells. One evening he had preached a calm, thoughtful sermon; a model of measured words, ending with his customary gentle smile. The next morning, he did not rise. A weak heart, the doctor said, though no one had ever suspected it.

For the parishioners, it was bewildering: their vicar had seemed steady as oak, and then he was gone. For Maud, it was shattering. She had built her whole rhythm of life around his ministry, the visiting, the teas, the hymns, the quiet solidarity at his side. His absence was not just grief, but disorientation, as though the world had slipped sideways.

Maud carried her grief quietly into the Bluestocking. She was reliable, practical, endlessly polite, much so that few suspected she was carrying a loss as heavy as the Reverend Edmund Clement’s early death.

For months, she moved almost as if in a half-dream: arranging flowers on the bar, straightening hymn-like songs when the badger band grew rowdy, and pouring tea with such steadiness that the gerbils often said, “Maud holds the place together.” In truth, she was sheltering herself, keeping sorrow locked behind that sensible exterior of a vicar’s wife.

That is why, when she came to the Bluestocking, she seemed so sensible: she clung to order, to politeness, to the duties she had always known. It was her way of carrying Edmund with her, even as she began, very slowly, to find a life without him.

Then word came that Knotty was in need of help with the great Swashy blanket. Something about the task, the orderly rows of stitching, the promise of warmth and continuity,!roused her. She emerged from her reverie, packed a little sewing basket, and set off to Knotty. There, she sat among the threads and colours, and slowly began to piece her own heart back together as she helped the others weave theirs.

It was not just mending cloth; it was mending herself. By the time she returned to the Bluestocking, she was still marked by sorrow, but she had also regained a quiet brightness, ready to join in, not just observe.

Maud has moved from being the vicar’s wife to being Maud herself: still reliable, still kind, but also curious, expansive, alive to what more the world might hold. The new outfits are symbols of that, not costumes, but statements that she has a greater life now, one Edmund’s memory would not confine but bless.

At the Bluestocking, the badger band plays livelier tunes, the lioness teases her gently, and the capybaras raise a glass. Maud laughs more easily, joins in the dancing, and looks every inch a woman who has stepped out of mourning and into her own story.

Which dress to my welcome home party?
MyOtherProfile · 18/09/2025 12:57

Beautiful words @MyrtleLion

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 18/09/2025 13:01

@MyrtleLion 💗💔❤️‍🔥

MaudfromtheBluestocking · 18/09/2025 13:05

Oh Myrtle 🥰

He reminded me so much of Father Ralph de Bricassart.

It's why I watch the Thorn Birds on repeat!

Which dress to my welcome home party?
Which dress to my welcome home party?
Which dress to my welcome home party?
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MyrtleLion · 18/09/2025 13:08

MaudfromtheBluestocking · 18/09/2025 13:05

Oh Myrtle 🥰

He reminded me so much of Father Ralph de Bricassart.

It's why I watch the Thorn Birds on repeat!

That makes a lot of sense. I'm glad you're coming out of your shell. Your new outfits really show off your personality. Edmund would be very proud.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 14:07

@MyrtleLion Aw.

Don't wake Deano, but this is like that Captain Picard ep where he lives a full life on some planet while no time passes elsewhere.

MaudfromtheBluestocking · 18/09/2025 14:21

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 14:07

@MyrtleLion Aw.

Don't wake Deano, but this is like that Captain Picard ep where he lives a full life on some planet while no time passes elsewhere.

It probably happened whilst we were connected to the collective.

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MaudfromtheBluestocking · 18/09/2025 14:29

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 14:07

@MyrtleLion Aw.

Don't wake Deano, but this is like that Captain Picard ep where he lives a full life on some planet while no time passes elsewhere.

Plus there were the times Boiledbeetle used your lab (you really should change the door code from 233853) to create a time portal and an alternate reality portal so Anything is possible.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 15:24

I' ve changed it to 123456. It's safe now; thanks for warning me.

Why do we need an alternate reality portal? I thought the Bluey WAS an alternate reality? How many does one person need?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 15:34

Is this the alternate reality? OP posts are blue & mine are a sickly pale orange. Yuk!

FuzzyPuffling · 18/09/2025 15:35

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 15:34

Is this the alternate reality? OP posts are blue & mine are a sickly pale orange. Yuk!

Agree. It suddenly looks like a 5 year old with aspirations to be a children's tv presenter has taken over.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 15:38

Let's hope you can still customise via settings.

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 18/09/2025 15:45

Sickly pale orange is not a flattering colour on anyone. Mumsnet fail. 🫩

MyrtleLion · 18/09/2025 16:16

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2025 15:38

Let's hope you can still customise via settings.

You can, but not to the original.

FuzzyPuffling · 18/09/2025 17:12

MN, the new look is neither stylish nor beautiful.

QED.

MyOtherProfile · 18/09/2025 17:14

FuzzyPuffling · 18/09/2025 17:12

MN, the new look is neither stylish nor beautiful.

QED.

I agree. Terrible. I was blaming my phone until I saw this thread.

MaudfromtheBluestocking · 21/09/2025 19:44

Which dress?
Total votes: 210. Final results.

Light blue plain non crease29%

Mid blue mid 19th century style13%

Dark blue 80s wedding outfit44%

Something else14%

Really? The 80s wedding outfit? Do 44% of you hate me that much?

Which dress to my welcome home party?
Which dress to my welcome home party?
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ColinTheDachshund · 21/09/2025 20:22

MaudfromtheBluestocking · 21/09/2025 19:44

Which dress?
Total votes: 210. Final results.

Light blue plain non crease29%

Mid blue mid 19th century style13%

Dark blue 80s wedding outfit44%

Something else14%

Really? The 80s wedding outfit? Do 44% of you hate me that much?

<lick, lick>

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